Your own piss!? Fancy pants…
“Actually they don’t know whose piss it was. I mean, you can’t ‘dust’ for piss.”
Yeah, I don’t miss those days much. Mostly because I can’t remember them.
My cousin’s great aunt used to suck the lead out of duplo blocks before riding her bike and pedaling so fast that she thought she was riding a motorcycle and would pull over on the side of the road to throw up until a police officer came and gave her free lunch for 6 years at an Applebee’s down on Elmo Street but they closed down after 2 years so she felt pretty ripped off.

What’s a duplo block?
Big LEGO for toddlers
Why do they have lead in them???
As far as I know, they don’t - I have tried reading OP’s comment about 5 times and I have no idea what they’re talking about.
Apparently they spent too much time sucking on lead-filled Duplo blocks
I’m so glad Duplo came out in 1969. I was worried I was getting too old to know what’s going on, but thankfully it seems I’ve never known what’s going on
EDIT: also, yeah, I have noidea what that comment was about either
Legos for toddlers




