lol the universe has a sense of humor
In the end Kirk leaned left.
The last time my brother’s aunt got COVID she told us she cured it by putting candy corn in her asshole. After that she started doing it every day as if they were multivitamins but she was diabetic so she fell into a coma and eventually died, this was 8 years ago so I have no idea how the hell she got COVID in the first place. Rest in peace Gary-Ann.
One has to wonder how THAT was the thing she decided to try to cure it.
this was 8 years ago
COVID wasn’t even a thing 8 years ago…
So you have no idea where she got it then either I suppose.
Wouldn’t that also make her your aunt?
To be fair, I’d not want to acknowledge that either after the candy corn thing.
Yeah
Dammit I miss the Herman Cain Awards. It was morbid as hell, but there was always fun reading:
- “COVID is a hoax. Let’s Go Brandon!”
- “I think I have the flu”
- “Doctor confirmed it’s COVID. I’m putting candy corn up my asshole”
- “This COVID ain’t no joke”
- “MAGA-Patriot-88 has passed away. Please send prayers that their sugary asshole will make it to heaven.”
- MAGA-Patriot-88: This is MAGA-Patriot-88’s wife, please get your vaccine, it can happen to you
- MAGA-Paytreot-79: We all know he had a week hart. Leave us aloan and stop peddallin you’re VAKSHHVAGSHH … HH poysons.
Leopards ate my face is the Dump 2 era’s Herman Cain awards.
Oh damn
He also wanted public executions.
Real nice sounding fellow.
monkey’s paw curls
I too would like my public execution be at an unknown (to me) time and place. Like Burgess Meredith in The Obsolete Man.
Ahh the olde heartwarming Dickens tail where the three ghosts try to convince the president on in midterms-eve to allow elections to continue without DHS influence.
The odds aren’t zero. He’s not any more braindead than the rest of the conservatives, and won’t pass nearly as many terrible laws.
I mean sure but with the Heritage Foundation’s hand shoved up his keister and working his mouth directly could you tell a difference in effect?
yelling BUY THE DIP after any ponzi scheme or BS investment fails will never not be funny
last comment is backwards - true third irony would be if a hypothetical third founder died of an ectopic pregnancy after being denied an abortion, but she could never exist as that would require tpusa allowing a woman to be a founder.
I was going to say inadequate prenatal care that might have been provided to a low income mother by planned parenthood.
prenatal care that they previously offered, but was made illegal by repubs
The irony is that each founder represents the inverse of their own position:
Covid is a hoax = Covid kills their founder / Guns don’t cause crime = Killed by gun crime / Abortions are bad = Shitty human avoided by abortion
UNLESS they were planning to transition after their pregnancy
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