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George W Bush thought he was “on a mission from god”. I don’t trust anyone who really believes religious bullshit. Certainly shouldn’t have their fingers on the button. I’m not saying being atheist makes a person good, just that being religious shows a certain superstitious cognitive weakness.
and bush comes from a rich MAINE family, who moved to texas to cosplay as a “rural cowboy” to get support.
Christian zionists might be the dumbest fucks to ever come out of a religion.
Narrator: But none of them had actually read the Bible, and didn’t understand that no one had found a cow with all red hair, rebuilt the temple in Jerusalem, or seen the actual Antichrist, which were all things that had to happen first.
These people are fucking stupid, but, and I mean this in all sincerity, Jesus Fucking Christ, these people can’t even follow written instructions on how the end of the world works.
To many Christians, Jesus rebuilt the temple when he was resurrected. Trump makes a pretty good anti-christ figure. If Karoline Leavitt had red hair we would be good to go.
Oh, for sure. It’s literally in Revelation that Evangelicals will never understand how he hits every single Biblical marker, because they’re the ones that get duped into promoting the Antichrist.
Let’s go down the list:
“…who denies that Jesus is the Christ” - “Why do I have to repent, why do I have to ask for forgiveness if [I’m] not making mistakes?” - DJT (among just a litany of obviously not having every been to church at all and trying to BS is way through theological questions)
Self‑exaltation as deity – “I like to be good. I don’t like to have to ask for forgiveness. And I am good. I don’t do a lot of things that are bad. I try and do nothing that’s bad. I live a very different life than probably a lot of people would think. I have a very great relationship with God.” DJT
Deceiver and liar – Literally every day; a documented prolific liar. And people LOVE his lies.
Lawlessness – breaks God’s law (cheated on every spouse, is divorced, among many other things. Greed, pride, sloth, gluttony, lust, possible murder of Ivanna, envy of Obama. Though, I don’t think anywhere in the Bible it says don’t be a pedo…)
Performing counterfeit miracles – How’s that ear doing?
“Wages war against the saints” – Minneapolis in a nutshell
“authority over every tribe, people, language” – Always on the fucking TV and internet.
Mark of the Beast – MAGA Hat
“the beast is worshiped” – literally the MAGA base.
Appears in the end‑times – So the End Times started in the 80s? That tracks.
Has minions - “every spirit that does not confess… is not from God” – His fucking chud lackies.
God only knows what her actual hair color is, but Im not putting my money on blonde
So… God is all powerful and the undisputed ruler of all creation, but somehow needs the United States bombs schools and hospitals?
Whoops, there I go again, trying to apply common sense to extreme religious beliefs.
Seems like the abrahamic religions breed death cults all over the world.
Not to get all conspiracy theological here, but if you view this through the lens that Paul as a Pharisee was the first mole in to revert pacifist commie teachings into war and death, then it all kind of makes sense. IRL Jesus (if there was one) had his 15 minutes and then his shit gets jacked immediately after he’s not around anymore.
Or humans are just chimps with guns and out evolution filled with murder applies pressure to kill others first and disincentives peace over the short-term, which is all we think about. You know, which ever you prefer.
“no, no, you don’t get it. Jesus loves when you bomb children to force his arrival. It’s totally cool, with this one neat trick we can force our Lord and Savior to come. We just need to murder a few hundred million people. We’re the good guys though so it’s ok.”
Fuckin’ pile of freaks.
Y’all Quaeda.
