Narrator: But none of them had actually read the Bible, and didn’t understand that no one had found a cow with all red hair, rebuilt the temple in Jerusalem, or seen the actual Antichrist, which were all things that had to happen first.
These people are fucking stupid, but, and I mean this in all sincerity, Jesus Fucking Christ, these people can’t even follow written instructions on how the end of the world works.
To many Christians, Jesus rebuilt the temple when he was resurrected. Trump makes a pretty good anti-christ figure. If Karoline Leavitt had red hair we would be good to go.
Oh, for sure. It’s literally in Revelation that Evangelicals will never understand how he hits every single Biblical marker, because they’re the ones that get duped into promoting the Antichrist.
Let’s go down the list:
“…who denies that Jesus is the Christ” - “Why do I have to repent, why do I have to ask for forgiveness if [I’m] not making mistakes?” - DJT (among just a litany of obviously not having every been to church at all and trying to BS is way through theological questions)
Self‑exaltation as deity – “I like to be good. I don’t like to have to ask for forgiveness. And I am good. I don’t do a lot of things that are bad. I try and do nothing that’s bad. I live a very different life than probably a lot of people would think. I have a very great relationship with God.” DJT
Deceiver and liar – Literally every day; a documented prolific liar. And people LOVE his lies.
Lawlessness – breaks God’s law (cheated on every spouse, is divorced, among many other things. Greed, pride, sloth, gluttony, lust, possible murder of Ivanna, envy of Obama. Though, I don’t think anywhere in the Bible it says don’t be a pedo…)
Performing counterfeit miracles – How’s that ear doing?
“Wages war against the saints” – Minneapolis in a nutshell
“authority over every tribe, people, language” – Always on the fucking TV and internet.
Mark of the Beast – MAGA Hat
“the beast is worshiped” – literally the MAGA base.
Appears in the end‑times – So the End Times started in the 80s? That tracks.
Has minions - “every spirit that does not confess… is not from God” – His fucking chud lackies.
Narrator: But none of them had actually read the Bible, and didn’t understand that no one had found a cow with all red hair, rebuilt the temple in Jerusalem, or seen the actual Antichrist, which were all things that had to happen first.
These people are fucking stupid, but, and I mean this in all sincerity, Jesus Fucking Christ, these people can’t even follow written instructions on how the end of the world works.
To many Christians, Jesus rebuilt the temple when he was resurrected. Trump makes a pretty good anti-christ figure. If Karoline Leavitt had red hair we would be good to go.
Oh, for sure. It’s literally in Revelation that Evangelicals will never understand how he hits every single Biblical marker, because they’re the ones that get duped into promoting the Antichrist.
Let’s go down the list:
“…who denies that Jesus is the Christ” - “Why do I have to repent, why do I have to ask for forgiveness if [I’m] not making mistakes?” - DJT (among just a litany of obviously not having every been to church at all and trying to BS is way through theological questions)
Self‑exaltation as deity – “I like to be good. I don’t like to have to ask for forgiveness. And I am good. I don’t do a lot of things that are bad. I try and do nothing that’s bad. I live a very different life than probably a lot of people would think. I have a very great relationship with God.” DJT
Deceiver and liar – Literally every day; a documented prolific liar. And people LOVE his lies.
Lawlessness – breaks God’s law (cheated on every spouse, is divorced, among many other things. Greed, pride, sloth, gluttony, lust, possible murder of Ivanna, envy of Obama. Though, I don’t think anywhere in the Bible it says don’t be a pedo…)
Performing counterfeit miracles – How’s that ear doing?
“Wages war against the saints” – Minneapolis in a nutshell
“authority over every tribe, people, language” – Always on the fucking TV and internet.
Mark of the Beast – MAGA Hat
“the beast is worshiped” – literally the MAGA base.
Appears in the end‑times – So the End Times started in the 80s? That tracks.
Has minions - “every spirit that does not confess… is not from God” – His fucking chud lackies.
God only knows what her actual hair color is, but Im not putting my money on blonde