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minus-squareStinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·2 months agoAs long as you get the desk’s consent have fun and play safe. Watch for splinters. They can ruin the relationship.
minus-squareValmond@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoAlso, don’t forget to tighten her up once in a while.
minus-squarehOrni@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·2 months agoYou must have confused me with some US VP. I don’t fuck furniture.
minus-squareStinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoCouch? Ew, no! That’s disgusting. But a nice sexy desk…there’s a world of possibility. I’m a fan of 1950s heavy wooden teacher’s desks myself. Thicc.
As long as you get the desk’s consent have fun and play safe. Watch for splinters. They can ruin the relationship.
Also, don’t forget to tighten her up once in a while.
You must have confused me with some US VP. I don’t fuck furniture.
Couch? Ew, no! That’s disgusting. But a nice sexy desk…there’s a world of possibility. I’m a fan of 1950s heavy wooden teacher’s desks myself. Thicc.