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Heaven’s Gate: TempleOS
Linux Distro
Windows 11, macOS, and FreeBSD on the list
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Think about it a little more…
A prosperity gospel church is still a church, unless you’re referring to WSL as the equivalent of “Linux”.
I do not consider those churches to be Christian. Their theology is significantly removed from orthoxy that it’s unrecognizable.
But even still, as with WSL, you can find some Christianity in there if you work really hard to find it.
Exhibit 9370 supporting officially renaming the “no true Scotsman” logical fallacy to “no true Christian”
If only Christians centuries ago agreed on a basic statement that could define what is orthodox Christianity…
Every time I come on here I see another distro I haven’t heard about. This time it was Puppy Linux.
It’s a classic!
Hannah Montana Linux is still the goat
I’ve seen that one.
Unitarian UniversalismTo stick to the theme of my chart, since Unitarian Universalism is non-trinitarian it would likely need to be a Unix-like OS that isn’t Linux. I would give it OpenSolaris. (And that’s a compliment.)
I think several on your chart don’t believe in the Trinity? Pretty sure LDS, JW, and at least some Pentecostal? I think they all self-identify as Christian, though, but some Unitarians might not? Is that the difference?
That’s my exact thought process. I put LDS at Android because they do identify as Christian, but we are really stretching the definition of what technically counts as Christian.
Honestly I don’t know as much as I ought to about UU, but I didn’t think that they generally identify as Christian.
If I go distro->religion then I guess I’m Orthodox.
If I go religion->distro then I guess I need to start using a TI graphing calculator.
If you use Slack then you are probably a person that finds benefit in self-inflicted struggles. You seriously might find benefit and meaning in the Orthodox Church.
I was really proud of a lot of these jokes by the way. Many are multi-layered.
Which I would appreciate … if I had the least idea about Christian sects in the US.
Then you aren’t my main target audience.
How do I know this isn’t proganda from Big Christianity?
~guess this chart makes me metheodist tho~
Well, I am Anglican…
I was unaware that the CoC would be cool enough to have motorcyclists.
ReactOS should be mormonism
I disagree. You have MacOS as “Spiritual but not Religious”.
MacOS is Hillsong.
Also, many of these are not Christian, and many of these are not Linux.
MacOS is Hillsong.
I can see that.
Also, many of these are not Christian, and many of these are not Linux.
I’m aware.
Running Fedora, was raised Presbyterian. 🤯
It’s immutable.
Your distro chose you.
Wait, ChromeOS was explicitly created to support the institution of chattel slavery? Who knew?!
Sounds about right to me.
It was created by google. That’s not impossible or even particularly improbable
Presbyterian Biker ? (Bazzite)
The motorcycle chose you?
Slackware really should be Church of the Subgenius.
Too on the nose.
Where does that put Judaism? Just a bare Linux kernel without the rest of the OS?
Judaism is Unix.
What would Islam be? Gnu Herd?
Edit: I made the joke in a different comment but Islam would be Solaris and Wahhabism would be post oracle Solaris.
Nah Unix should be Zoroastrianism and Judaism should be Minix
That would imply Judaism copied Zoroastrianism’s homework. Since they came around the same time, it would be something else. Zoroastrianism should be AmigaOS. Judaism should be Unix. Would islam be Solaris? Would Wahhabism be Solaris post oracle?
I like reading the comments from people that got the joke.
To be fair Judaism did for the most part copy Zoroastrianisms homework
I guess. But it feels very different from Judaism as best as I can tell. And Zoroastrianism is still seperate from the big 3 monotheistic religions.
The guy is really just not right about that. There was a lot of cultural mixing going around back in the early iron age, but Judaism borrowed much more from the Egyptians, Babylonians, and the Greeks than they did the Persians. And it also has a lot of very unique features as well.
Yes there was also cultural exchange with the Persians that found it’s way into Judaism, but it’s just not correct to say it’s a copy.
