- cross-posted to:
- dankchristianmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone
- cross-posted to:
- dankchristianmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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Linux Distro
Windows 11, macOS, and FreeBSD on the list
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Think about it a little more…
A prosperity gospel church is still a church, unless you’re referring to WSL as the equivalent of “Linux”.
I do not consider those churches to be Christian. Their theology is significantly removed from orthoxy that it’s unrecognizable.
But even still, as with WSL, you can find some Christianity in there if you work really hard to find it.
Exhibit 9370 supporting officially renaming the “no true Scotsman” logical fallacy to “no true Christian”
If only Christians centuries ago agreed on a basic statement that could define what is orthodox Christianity…
Heaven’s Gate: TempleOS
Every time I come on here I see another distro I haven’t heard about. This time it was Puppy Linux.
It’s a classic!
Hannah Montana Linux is still the goat
I’ve seen that one.
Unitarian UniversalismTo stick to the theme of my chart, since Unitarian Universalism is non-trinitarian it would likely need to be a Unix-like OS that isn’t Linux. I would give it OpenSolaris. (And that’s a compliment.)
I think several on your chart don’t believe in the Trinity? Pretty sure LDS, JW, and at least some Pentecostal? I think they all self-identify as Christian, though, but some Unitarians might not? Is that the difference?
That’s my exact thought process. I put LDS at Android because they do identify as Christian, but we are really stretching the definition of what technically counts as Christian.
Honestly I don’t know as much as I ought to about UU, but I didn’t think that they generally identify as Christian.
If I go distro->religion then I guess I’m Orthodox.
If I go religion->distro then I guess I need to start using a TI graphing calculator.
If you use Slack then you are probably a person that finds benefit in self-inflicted struggles. You seriously might find benefit and meaning in the Orthodox Church.
I disagree. You have MacOS as “Spiritual but not Religious”.
MacOS is Hillsong.
Also, many of these are not Christian, and many of these are not Linux.
MacOS is Hillsong.
I can see that.
Also, many of these are not Christian, and many of these are not Linux.
I’m aware.
Wait, ChromeOS was explicitly created to support the institution of chattel slavery? Who knew?!
Sounds about right to me.
It was created by google. That’s not impossible or even particularly improbable
I was really proud of a lot of these jokes by the way. Many are multi-layered.
Which I would appreciate … if I had the least idea about Christian sects in the US.
Then you aren’t my main target audience.
Running Fedora, was raised Presbyterian. 🤯
It’s immutable.
Your distro chose you.
ReactOS should be mormonism
How do I know this isn’t proganda from Big Christianity?
~guess this chart makes me metheodist tho~
Well, I am Anglican…
I have to find my damn calculator from 20 years ago?
Don’t worry, you can buy a new one, but they’re still the same price…
I was unaware that the CoC would be cool enough to have motorcyclists.
As a catholic I must agree with the chart
Presbyterian Biker ? (Bazzite)
The motorcycle chose you?
