1. Drop the bench in the Marianas trench.

2. Hold every billionaire ransom for the rest of their lives under threat of being summoned to the bench unless they divest themselves of their wealth to my satisfaction.

I’d want to chat with someone from the future. I want to know if we’ll make it. If we’ll be alright.

Honestly, i might be childish or something, but Markiplier. He just seems like a chill guy, and I would wanna ask him a bunch of questions.

Myself. I’m very curious to see how I look from the outside.

Elon Musk.

Wait. Hear me out. The power to summon someone, hold them for an hour and force them to be conscious is really significant. Sure, there’s nothing I could say to have any immediate effect. I’d just mention that he should divest his wealth to the poor or else when my hour is up, someone else is going to summon him. It’ll keep happening until he’s no longer the wealthiest person. Then, keep going down the list.

Keanu Reeves. Just the two of us, each on one end of the bench, enjoying a sandwich, and not talking but still content with each other’s company.

Different take; my grandparents were terrible when they were alive. At this point, I’d choose my wife. An hour laughing and joking with my wife with no other responsibilities sounds awesome.

Honestly, I can’t decide. Masashi Kishimoto is definitely up there, but so is Homer. You know, the one who wrote The Odyssey. I’ll make a list of my top 10 for your convenience.

So ye, that’s basically it.

One hour on that bench? Couldn’t it be a bit more comfy?