Why the hell do we call it “coconut water” like it’s some holy, saint-blessed hydration straight from God’s urethra? It’s juice. It comes out of a fucking fruit. If it squirted out of an orange we wouldn’t sit there pretending it’s “orange water.” But no, slap “water” on the label. It’s not magical glacier piss. It’s coconut juice. Stop jerking off the branding like it’s some enlightened nectar for smug wellness cultists.

  • oni ᓚᘏᗢ@lemmy.world
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    9 days ago

    First you break the coconut to get the water (pressing it slowly if you want, some people make a hole), next, also if you want, you can squeeze the pulp to get some oil.