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Bread, bath, beyond
A good time for a PSA from your friendly neighborhood electrician: make sure you have working GFCI protection in all bathrooms and kitchens to prevent unwanted tickle time
And also wanted tickle time
Btw thanks European regulation for not letting me die, its really fucking great
Or, you know, just keep the toaster away from the bathtub/sinks?
Hair dryers have killed people too, which are much more likely to be found in a bathroom. It’s why they all have GFCIs in their plugs. I’ve also heard tell of a girl who was electrocuted in the bath by her phone charger. The USB cord won’t do it; the 5V USB puts out can’t hurt you. But if the charging brick and 110V wall power cord you’ve plugged it into falls into the water with you you’re gonna do the 15 amp dance.
It really is to save those that aren’t smarter than your average Bear from themselves. Logic would dictate that, yes, keep electronics or electrical appliances away from water, but too many people don’t connect the dots. Also too, accidents happen to the best of us.
Idk, I don’t think I’ve ever had a toaster anywhere near a bathtub. That would be one crazy accident…
Make sure it is working but then ideally try to behave as if it wasn’t just in case.
As a former cashier, I assure you, we don’t give a shit lol
Remove the bread, add aspirin and razor blades. If you’re going to make a spectacle, make a spectacle.
Got to add a Sylvia Plath novel and a handle of alcohol.
I did once walk into a Wal Mart and bought a power drill, some road flares and a box of condoms. These were independent purchases but I just happened to need or want to buy all three that day. My only comment to the cashier was “This is gonna be awesome!”
Also ammonia and bleach.
This isn’t as dangerous as everyone describes. Painful. But not necessarily life threatening.
Extension cord for the toaster. So you can plug it in from the other room, or can substituted as a noose.
Now I need to watch that movie again…
…and again
🎶 Then put your little hand in mine
There ain’t no hill or mountain we can’t climb 🎶
Remove the bread, add a rope instead
Or an extension cord
A male to male one, to be exact
Then there’s no reason to have the toaster…
It’s the backup plan
What, make some toast if the breaker flips?
Add a bottle of bleach. And a bottle of ammonia.
A club size pack of sleeping pills.
A refill pack of exacto blades.
And 2 bottles of vodka.
Didn’t they change toasters so that you can’t do this anymore?
I don’t know if they changed toasters but they definitely changed building code at least in the US to require GFCI outlets in the bathroom that will shut off when a short is detected because of this.
That’s why there should also be an extension cord in the cart
How does this work? Does it need to be one without ground?
If you want to successfully toasterbath, you have to plug into a non-gfci protected circuit (the ones with the button that says test monthly that you have never tested).
Right. Does plugging an extension cord into the gfci protected outlet really circumvent that protection though?
No, not really. I think people are suggesting that the extension is used with a different outlet.
No that would be to plug in to another room that isn’t required to have GFCI.
Yup, like bedrooms.
If you want to make sure, get a 220V extension cord if you’re in the US and run it to the laundry room or kitchen. Higher voltage is generally more effective.
That said, if you’re seriously considering this, please talk to someone. Life is worth living.
even without a gfci outlet this would be a difficult way to kill yourself today’s world. in theory there should be at least 3 things that would fail to prevent this. one is that most modern electronic devices have something to shut off in the event of a short. two is the gfci outlet that every bathroom is required by code to have in the majority of countries these days. three is the fuse/circuit breaker of the building itself.
now, the last one isn’t going to reliably save you, but it will make it a very unreliable way to kill yourself. with all three combined it’s nearly impossible.
GFCI has a switch that is tripped if there’s a leak of power. It’s the outlets that have a test button between the two plugs. It essentially is just an outlet with a breaker that is tripped if it’s shorted so it can’t cause any harm. Basically, if the incoming current isn’t the same as the outgoing current, it trips and shuts off power.
But does using an extension cord disable this protection?
It does if you plug it into an outlet without the protection.
No and no one said it would
Not if the extension cord is into the GFCI outlet. It doesn’t care what’s plugged in. It’s similar to a circuit breaker. It doesn’t care what’s drawing power, only how it’s being drawn.
You can just rip off the grounding prong to bypass the protection. I keep having to fix cord ends because too many dipshits at work can’t be bothered to look at the at what they’re doing when they plug something in.
Well, not specifically for toasters. It was more about hairdryers and curling irons causing accidental electrocutions than for suicide prevention.
No, they changed bathroom plugs. Now they have GCFIs. They have a built in test button, but there is one other way to tell…
Also they claim that the shorter cords on kitchen appliances are to prevent this but I say that’s bullshit and they’re just cheap.
I agree with you on the second point. They’re always lying about their little schemes to squeeze more pennies out of a quarter, and think that people believe them. I’d honestly respect a company more if they just came out and said “we shortened cords to make more money. Get fucked, peasants.”
For real. Look at Snapple and their “improved” plastic bottles.
I’ve bought two small kitchen appliances recently…a cheap-ass griddle, and a real nice air fryer/double oven. Both gave the same excuse for their short cords.
Maximum power cord lengths are in the NEC. Regardless of the original motivation, now it’s in the electrical code (US)
I was thinking about this today when I pulled out my Vitamix. That thing has like a 6 foot cord.
When did this get added? Or does it only apply to heating appliances? Date code on my blender is November 2020.
I thought it was older than that but I don’t know and didn’t see anything through search.
Maybe it’s just named appliances but my blender is also really short
It just takes a little more ingenuity.
That’s only going to make me buy anoth… son of a bitch we been swindled.
I hope not, as I always considered it a viable option for when I’ve had enough.
Only one way to find out
It also only works with cast iron tubs. Modern ones tend to be fiberglass.
Reminds me of when me and a buddy were making rum in my apartment.
An entire cart full of molasses and brown sugar.
Clerk just looked and asked “doing a lot of baking?”
Yep. Baking.
Did it work?
The shopping or the rum?
Both worked wonderfully.
Made some white rum. (Nothing to it)
Some dark rum. (Added Torched Oak™ in bottle - we developed a neat technique to speed up the barrel aging without barrels)
Some spiced rum. (All the things)
Some over proof rum. (98%abv straight off the coil)
So baby hold me closer in the bathtub with a toaster
“Good thinking”
Why is a toaster the small electrical appliance of choice for that kind of thing? Good voltage/size ratio?
In ye olde times, a toaster was basically the wire out of the wall, past the bread and back into the wall. It’s the most amount of exposed wire you can get
Source… timetoast.com
Exposed elements probably helps
It’s fuckable
Fun fact a toaster in water probably won’t kill you, I mean it could obviously but it’s more likely that the electricity goes straight to the ground within the toaster, and slowly heat up the water, I wouldn’t try it but interesting nonetheless.
It would flip the circuit breaker.
A GFCI, yes, but regular circuit breaker won’t stop it from killing you, it’s primarily there to keep the house wiring from melting and burning down the house :) You just need 6 milliamps across the heart to f you over.
Yeah. Every country seems to have a different term for them (FI-Schutz hier) so i counted them as circuit breaker, because they break the circuit.
They’ve been code in the US since 1975, yet I’ve been in a surprising number of bathrooms from houses in the '80s that did not have GFCI protection. We really didn’t start seeing a lot of GFCI circuit breakers here until the 2000s before then it was all just single protected outlets
Mythbusters tested it https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0768493/
If your drain is grounded, it can.
This is what I had in mind: https://youtu.be/1RBwoUbvxx0?si=nbB6QCWywreHJdGF …may not be an actual toaster, but pretty damn close
The cashier will keep your secret safe
Good Thinking
It’s way less alarming if you explain that you won’t actually eat the bread.
