violet08@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agovisiting family back in switzerland for the weekend & airspace home gets closed🤪lemmy.todayimagemessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up1513arrow-down112
arrow-up1501arrow-down1imagevisiting family back in switzerland for the weekend & airspace home gets closed🤪lemmy.todayviolet08@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square21fedilink
minus-squareFirst_Thunder@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up56·2 months agoKinda hard to be pregnant when you’re a dude
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-22 months agoAmerican women learning from Lysistrata and initiating a national transitioning of gender.
minus-squareSorryQuick@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoThis is why I’m happy to be a dude. Pregnancy and periods are not something I ever want to deal with.
minus-squarerf_@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·2 months agoSchwarzenegger did it with Danny Devito
minus-squareSanctimoniousApe@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·edit-22 months ago“It’s not a tumor!” Yeah, I know - different Schwarzenegger movie - but it would have been so appropriate a line for this one, too!
minus-squarePattyMcB@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-22 months agoStop whining! The judges would have also accepted: “Come with me if you want to live”
minus-squareSanctimoniousApe@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoCan’t help thinking that “come” should have been spelled differently…
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·2 months agoJust gotta try harder. Here, let me help~
minus-squareSanctimoniousApe@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 months agoI see you’re broadening your horizons in your wrecking career.
minus-squareTheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13arrow-down3·2 months agoSome men can get pregnant
minus-squareRicky Rigatoni@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoI can make it easy on you.
minus-squarepotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up60·2 months agoYeah, with that attitude.
Kinda hard to be pregnant when you’re a dude
American women learning from Lysistrata and initiating a national transitioning of gender.
This is why I’m happy to be a dude. Pregnancy and periods are not something I ever want to deal with.
Schwarzenegger did it with Danny Devito
“It’s not a tumor!”
Yeah, I know - different Schwarzenegger movie - but it would have been so appropriate a line for this one, too!
Stop whining!
The judges would have also accepted: “Come with me if you want to live”
Can’t help thinking that “come” should have been spelled differently…
Just gotta try harder. Here, let me help~
I see you’re broadening your horizons in your wrecking career.
;3
Some men can get pregnant
I can make it easy on you.
we are getting there
Yeah, with that attitude.