Will the next Iranian leader be decided with a pageant?
Stop fucking reporting every brainfart he has. Report it when and if he relaunches the Apprentice to choose. I’m sure every POTUS in history has said the same thing, but the press never used to report such inane crap, especially not as their headline. Surely this crap can’t still be driving click through rates.
He won’t be satisfied and then pick himself.
Who’s volunteering for that role?
I wonder how high of a bribe Trump expects for this job.
It is no longer unthinkable, it is no longer an “if”. “How high” is the only question left.
He pretty much announced the start of the bid with this statement.
He is going to pick morally bankrupt pedofile
It will be pretty boy Kushner
…or one of Trump real estate pedo buddies.
“He’s gonna convert to Islam. He’s gonna love his 42 virgins. He likes them on the younger side”
*awkward smiles
Dead in a week. Sad.
That’s funny, the doesn’t sound very democratic… which is oddly enough the system keeping his orange ass alive at the moment.


I must be involved in all donut taste tests going forward. I’ve declared it!
“Freedom” means America decides who rules you.
Based on your current cabinet composition, and the turnover in your last cabinet, I’m not convinced that you’re all that great at selecting people for positions, Trump.
Exclusive: Trump says you have to invite him to your birthday party and give him presents and he gets the piece of cake with the fancy chocolate thing on it
Congress: Agreed!







