Even a turtle realizes when something can threaten its existence.

Hey now, don’t worry. I’m sure this will all be cleared up when the bodycam footage is released and it clearly shows the police being menaced with a knife… right?

Ah… well. You know the old saying, you can’t make a genocide without killing a few hostages.

Gee, we’ve had over a half century of computer graphics at this point. However, suddenly when a technology arises that requires obscene amount of GPU’s to generate a results a GPU manufacturer is here to tell us that all computer graphics without that new technology is dead for… reasons. I cannot see any see any connections between these points.

I’d also like to add she’s dumb as a rock, just in case anyone missed that.

Trump is a psychopath that should not be allowed to drive a car let alone a country.

Good news then, presidents and former presidents aren’t allowed to drive themselves. So at least we won’t have to deal with Trump claiming that deep state operatives switched the gas and brake peddles.

I’m guessing the hype train has slowed down, the initial investment money has been pocketed uppermost management so now the middle managers have been tasked with “Make the company profitable somehow or your fired.” So they’re hiking prices to try and fill a massive hole in the budget and they’re using AI slop production as a fig leaf to cover it up.

Don’t forget the voter suppression before the election. They’ll have long list of blue voters that must be purged because maybe one of them is illegally voting.

Honestly, I was expecting Christian nationalist. Especially since over the past decade Taylor’s gone from the right-wings idealized “aryan goddess” to “Evil woke woman who must be degraded at every opportunity”.

<Insert Fry shocked gif here>

Videotaping Publishing this crime spree is the best idea we ever had!

There was a whole stupid controversy in my town when a (very stylized) statue of Athena was going to be put up. Lots of performative pearl clutching about a statue of a “pagan god” being erected. Finally the town just renamed it “Vision” or something and put it up anyway.

That’d make sense.

Any idea what the binary tat is supposed to say? I get “Poeira” from a binary to ASCII converter, which is apparently “Dust” in Portuguese. But that seems kinda an odd choice to have tattooed on yourself in binary.

Visiting the corpse of Twitter was your first mistake

My response is usually “Sure, I can always use an alibi!”

The article that they’re quoting was published on the eleventh.

That’s what gets me about that episode, sure the “Warp 10 turns you into a giant salamander” is weird and the whole “Canonically Janeway and Paris have had freaky salamander sex” is kinda strange.

However, when the crew of the Voyager discover that maybe sentient salamanders that are descended from humans have just been introduced into a alien planet they just go “Huh, weird.” and just leave them. They just introduced a species that is not only foreign to the planet but the whole freaking universe. They could track down Salamander Janeway and Paris from orbit, maybe they should spend a week or two trying to capture the sala-babies instead of going, “Welp they crawled into a pool they’re gone forever now”

I’m willing to bet he’d just call it an “official act of the president” for legal immunity and the supreme court would back him up with a 6-3 split.

If you RTA actually yes, that’s one of their main drivers of the predicted increase of cancer.