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Reminds me of the time when Disney allegedly* sent a memo to workers at Disney Land and Disney World telling them that, if they didn’t stop complaining about the abysmal working conditions by calling both parks Mousewitz, they’d be fired.
Within the hour, workers started calling it Duchau in stead.
*read: probably
I get the Mousewitz part but what’s the reference to Dachau about? Duchau read like Duckau as in Donald Duck?
It might be that there is pun at all about them calling it Dachau and that was the point. Oh we can’t use this cheeky nickname anymore? Fine, we’ll just refer to it as Dachau. Ban that.
Idk Microsoft, maybe fix your AI so it doesn’t recommend Microsoft products that are either
depreciateddeprecated or don’t exist.It’s pretty embarrassing for you.
*deprecated
Thank you for the correction!
If it was the only bad thing about Microsoft, it would be pretty great though.
Okay, lets move on to alternatives.
Micro$lop
Micro$oft
Micro$hit
Micro$laverA company that can’t even stand trolling!😂
And it’s MICROSCUM, not microslop!
I hate this timeline, but I do enjoy the small moments of absurdity when I can.
Go to microsoft dot com. Click their chat help bot. Ask “What is microslop?” get told, sorry, I cannot help you with that and turns itself off.
I just did that…and it said…‘‘it would seem you are referring to Microsoft’’ So all of your hard work was not in vain. It is now self aware
That’s a bit weird. They didn’t get this worked up about being called “Micro$oft” or something. This is probably hitting the nerve in a completely different way!
They’re proud capitalists, so it never bothered them. They aren’t proud of their slopware though
Microsoft has over 200k employees, and the people (person?) managing the discord are probably at the bottom of the totem pole. I doubt they put more than 5 seconds of thought into this.
Microsoft is tired of Microslop? Weird, that.
Then we’re all in agreement, right?
“oh you want us to stop saying Microslop? how about we remind you about this in 3 days instead :)”
Microslop should ask their own NoPilot about the Streisand Effect.
Am I the only one questioning why Microslop has a Discord server? Don’t they have a chat product?
“Hello I’m [generic person 2387362] and I’m the community manager for [generic corporation/tool/product 1892873]! I just started a few weeks ago and I’m so excited to announce that in the interest of [generic engagement and advertising], we’ve started a discord server! We [positive transitive verb] our community, and want to bring them together so they can share some of the [productivity success stories] they’ve had or ask the community for support! Remember, while this is an official [generic corporation] channel, by joining this community you agree to [27 pages of legal terms about them owning your messages and data farming you].”
You son of a bitch I’m in!! Where do I sign up?
They do, but have you ever seen a party that everyone knows about but no one shows up to? That’s Microsoft’s non-paid chat service.
It’s normal to just meet people where they are at on all the various platforms. As long as you can pipe everything back to customer data platform increasing scale through multiple social platforms has almost no downside and pretty minimal cost.
Microslop
And if they keep it up, Macroslop
I loved the:
Of course, the internet rarely leaves things there.
There are many things wrong about the current Internet, but the pettiness against any affront (real or perceived) won’t ever die, and I think that’s good.
🎶 Barbra Streisand 🎶
Love how every social media site is becoming more and more like /r/Conservative.
They essentially ARE. You can also throw in all major broadcasting networks in that bucket as well. Everything is pro Israel and they are all trying to justify their genocide to their dumb fuck base.
Filled by morons and Russian bots?
Whatever floats your boat.
You’d never even know other countries have the ability to use Markov Chains.
