Shit, I think CachyOS and its gaming optimization made me jump to the end.

OpenSUSE user since about 2005/2006.

My headcanon (in this theme) is OpenSUSE being a tall androgynous-y female tomboy cosplaying as a strait-laced male exec done up in the latest tailored pinstripe German banker fashion, including matching waistcoat and fedora, with black trenchcoat suavely draped over the shoulders and hands in black leather gloves. And with the hair having just enough length and curl to be barely toeing past the line of decorum.

Mint 😭

Stop trying to make Linux a sex thing.

To fit knoppix into this, I would need to back the windows exit date off by a decade or so.

I will be honest with ya, if I looked better in dress than a shirt I would wear it. No Linux needed.

Where is Debian?

I haven’t gotten the fembiy update yet. Anyone know how to fix this?

Arch Linux user since 2016. Still look like a male nerd. What am I doing wrong

Windows -> Mandrake/Mandriva -> Fedora -> Ubuntu -> Debian -> Manjaro -> Arch -> NixOS -> CachyOS -> PikaOS

My version of this, and I bet I’m not alone here is more like

Windows -> Linux Mint -> Debian

[ Picture of grumpy yet somehow friendly old graybeard with one foot into his “goose farmer retirement” equivalent ]

Holy shit, I did start using Fedora and compression pants at the same time . . .

It’s a trap!

I’ve been using Linux since IDK over 25 years. But I have multiple devices and frequently distro hop. Currently, Bazzite on SteamDeck, a CachyOS upgraded from an Archlinux on Laptop, Fedora Kinolite on a different one and a tablet, QubesOS on a third, OpenSuse MicroOS on a container host, Debian on a Server and another container host, Archlinux on another server, bunch of OpenWrts on routers and switches, NixOS on some RaspberryPies and a build server, some Debian based Proxmox PVE systems…

So… I guess I’m just confused on my identity on that pipeline.

I went in the reverse direction!