What does he think we’ve been paying them this whole time?
We should do a 3-day special military operation. Show Russia how it’s really done.
After we steam roll them, we start putting up capitalism every where. A McDonald’s on every corner, Starbucks in every strip mall, movie theaters showing reruns of Top Gun, pop country music on their shitty loud speakers, women in bikinis, gay men in jock straps, a lifted dually pickup truck, cheap liquor stores, that’d be awesome! There’s so many ways of humiliating every single fucker around.
We just need the sign off.
What’s funny is Michael Moore has always made the joke we should invade America. The joke is when we invade a country, we vastly improve it. There is a movie about that called the mouse that roared