• FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
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    Why is someone who is pathological obsessed with winning a Nobel peace prize also so giddy about starting wars?

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    “This is the war that doesn’t end. Yes, it goes on and on, my friend. Some dumbfuq started it, not knowing what it was, and they’ll continue it forever just because…”

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    The guy is a complete moron. He’s tanking the stock market with words like this. You’d think if there’s one thing he understands, it would be impact on business and markets. Nope.

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      It’s a scam. They did this a lot during his first reign.

      1) Plan something bat shit insane
      2) Short sell stocks
      3) Announce something bat shit insane
      4) Profit off of short sell
      5) Buy now lower stocks
      6) Retract insanity 
      7) Sell stocks
      8) Profit
      
  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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    So, MAGAs, let’s check the scoreboard:

    • Deport Illegal Immigrant Criminals: Turns out there aren’t a lot of those, so we’ve added innocent immigrants, American citizens, schoolchildren, veterans, babies, terminal cancer patients, doctors, college students, and more. Basically, if you’re from somewhere else, they want you out.

    • Release the Epstein Files: It was the hot topic until it turned out that MAGAs are bigger pervoids than Dems, by a looong ways. Now it’s Epstein Who?

    • Lower Crime: By sending Paramilitary Death Squads into our streets to execute innocent citizens with spontaneous firing squads.

    • Lower Prices on Day One: Past Day 400, and prices keep going up, and now they are really going to spike.

    • America First: Except for Iran, Venezuela, Greenland, Mexico, Cuba, Canada, Colombia, NATO, etc.

    And lots more. I’m not hearing those shouts of “Promises Made! Promises Kept!” anymore.

    So why are you still on board? Is it the constant lies and gaslighting? Is it the mind-bogglingly corruption that they don’t even bother to hide? Maybe it’s the virtuosic incompetence. Or perhaps it’s the pants-shitting press conferences? They’re pretty entertaining.

    Or is it the Pedophilia? I’ll bet it’s the Pedophilia. One thing you can count on the hopelessly inept MAGA to defend to the end is Pedophilia. All pedophiles know that MAGA will cover up your pedophilia for you. That’s why…

    ALL MAGAs are Pedophiles.

    • Matt@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      “And I will beat the peace into you if needed. Well not me, but our fine, strong military with lots of big guns. We have all the guns. Some of the biggest, if not the biggest, guns I’ve ever seen. So many guns…… what was I talking about? ……Peace, I am the president of peace”. -Trump, probably

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    Exactly what you ran on. Fighting wars forever. That oughta rally your dwindling base!

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    Don’t worry - no Americans will make any connections to 1984, because instead of reading the book in high school, most of them were eating paint chips.

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    Trump would have no idea about US arms stockpiles unless someone brought it to his attention. And nobody would bring it to his attention if they were “virtually unlimited”.

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      China brought it to his attention when when China hit the off button on rare earth metals exports.