• leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    3 days ago

    Journalists need to bring back the good old art of monstering.

    Do you have bite scars on your penis, Mr. President!?

    Show us your penis, Mr. President!

    • azuth@sh.itjust.works
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      3 days ago

      He would probably whip it out,hi very beautiful penis, most beautiful penis in the world you know, never been scarred, beautiful, everybody asks to see it.

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      3 days ago

      The only time someone asks to see his penis is for court proceedings.

      Times certainly have changed, he used to get asked to see his penis after promising to pay someone but now they all know you need to get the cash from him first.