violet08@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 个月前happy international womens day💜lemmy.todayimagemessage-square95fedilinkarrow-up1744arrow-down127
arrow-up1717arrow-down1imagehappy international womens day💜lemmy.todayviolet08@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 个月前message-square95fedilink
minus-squarefrog@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up18·2 个月前Bro, talk to her about getting a Fleshlight. That way you both win. She won’t feel guilty and both of you pleasure each other.
minus-squarekamenlady@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·2 个月前If it even touches the bed, I’ll burn it with fire! nsfw
minus-squareimadethis@fedinsfw.applinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 个月前I’m just going to lightly touch on this by saying my lips surely look better than those.
minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·edit-22 个月前I’m not sure if a straw would make it better. French kissing your coffee out of it would DEFINITELY make it worse.
minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 个月前Sorry, I’m back. I was just vomiting real quick. Where have we been? Oh yeah, that comment here 🤢
Bro, talk to her about getting a Fleshlight. That way you both win. She won’t feel guilty and both of you pleasure each other.
If it even touches the bed, I’ll burn it with fire!
nsfw
I’m just going to lightly touch on this by saying my lips surely look better than those.
Sexy
Most cursed travel mug
It is like kissing your coffee!
I’m not sure if a straw would make it better. French kissing your coffee out of it would DEFINITELY make it worse.
Just pretend to be a bird!
Be sure to fill it with pea soup!
Sorry, I’m back. I was just vomiting real quick. Where have we been? Oh yeah, that comment here 🤢