At 06:00, my cat is taking a massive shite in his box to make room for 07:00 breakfast. The smell of the little bastard’s handiwork makes the wallpaper peel. I love him but would love him more if he’d learn to use the toilet.
You might find the stink less terrible if you can convince him to eat different food. I foster, so I meet a lot of cats, and have found that avoiding fishy foods and high carb foods (kibble) really helps make their poops less stinky.
I also have a different type of litter in the box in my bedroom because I’ve noticed that my cats don’t mind peeing in that litter, but will only poop in it if it’s the only box available.
Yea but the cat is running back and forth and climbing up your headboard at 2 AM
And I’m still sleeping through it.
My dog likes to sleep in. She will poke her head out of the covers at 7:30am, watch me get up and then go back to snoring.
Dogs ask for attention. Cats give attention.
Joke is on you… in San Diego, at 6 am, it is never snowing.
My cat starts screaming for breakfast at 6am.
As of yesterday, it’s 5am now
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Shouldn’t it be 7 am? Given it was 6 am before and we popped an hour ahead, the same time of day would be 7 am. Or has DST addled my mind?
No way, our dogs happily sleep in especially if the weather sucks.
I had a cat who woke me up at 4am for breakfast. He adopted me and my wife, so he arrived with that peculiarity. This was before we got an automatic food dispenser. I miss that little guy every time I’m awake before 5am.
Now do 3am!
Was about to say: the cat wouldn’t be resting by the side of the human, its butt would be right on the face! 🤣
Dogs or, as I call them, anti seasonal-depression beings (they force you to go out and take the D)
The vitamin D?
The vitamin D, right? 🙁
rofl
My dog is making me do it, aaaahhh
Dookie. You take it with you in a little plastic bag.
My dog goes out at like 10. This meme isn’t even remotely true lol.
My cat literally never needs me to take it outside. Checkmate
I’d appreciate it if you could refrain from spying on me please and thank you
Sent from under my void snoring on my chest
Jokes on you cat people, Iike snow.
My adorable elderly cat Buttons starts asking for food between 3-5:30am depending entirely on the roll of some arcane dice only she can see.
I could theoretically ignore her sad little meows while she purrs very loudly, going she won’t throw up soon after (if not fed) due to her lifetime of sinus issues and constant goopy buildup or just grumble while carrying her down to her food.
So far she’s won every single such decision.
