His and hers, MeUndies had a deal going on lol

I got my gf and I matching underwear

Same deal here. 12 year old account banned because I said “ready to kill” in the context of a cat hunting a bird and apparently that is “threatening or violent content”

Whoever is (not) reviewing the appeals needs to eat a peepee

Never actually did anything and never actually claimed to. Most people assumed it was a headache relief but the company never said that. They just said to put the shit on your forehead

Look up Pi-Hole, it’s an adblocker for your whole home network. It blocks ads at the DNS level

Scrodinger’s immigrant.

Taking all the welfare but also taking all the jobs and houses

More pizza guys are killed on the job than police so yeah that checks out.

Show of hands who’s here because they’re not allowed on reddit anymore? 🤚

Imagine how many texts there are that we haven’t seen. Who uses email to talk to friends?

Complaining about something free and optional is wild

You know what mothballs smell like?

Does yours not have Glance? I have a Moto G and there’s this app I can’t uninstall that puts “news stories” that are actually advertisements on my lock screen. I can disable it but if my phone reboots it re-enables itself. It’s the sole reason that this in my last Motorola phone.

Pre-built machines are still going for reasonable prices but once those companies run out of old stock that’ll be done for. If you’ve got a Costco membership they have some IBuyPower PCs for a pretty reasonable price. I got a ryzen 7, RTX5070 and 32GB of ddr5 for $1600. They have an Intel ultra 5, RTX5060, and 32GB ddr5 for $1,099.

“I never thought the leopards would eat MY face!” Says woman who voted for the leopards eating faces party

My new conspiracy is that Diana found out what Andrew was up to and he made sure she couldn’t spill the beans

Alcohol may mess up some of the plastic pieces, mineral oil might be a better option, that’s what people use in the “underwater” computer builds

Dude always looks like he just had a wet fart

I can only handle gin in a G&T with lots of lemon and lime juice

Every day I try to do one thing to make the next day a little better