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FoxtrotDeltaTango@lemmy.zip to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 23 days ago

We live in the future!

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We live in the future!

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FoxtrotDeltaTango@lemmy.zip to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 23 days ago
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    What would we do without capitalist innovation? Before capitalism, nothing was invented. Look at us now!

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    Having watched enough Kitboga I think we’re underestimating the impact of the sheer joy and catharsis fake money for criminals ends up causing

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    “Exploiting immigrants to deliver food”

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      Wait till you learn about their latest innovation!

      Exploiting individuals from other countries to bypass labor laws in the country of business operation via distributed outsourcing. Why even pay minimum wage in the US?

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    Reductive Fallacy

    spoiler

    Also Repost

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      Joke - n.

      something said or done to cause laughter

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    It’s funny how a lot of “innovations” are really just old ideas wrapped in new technology.

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    “We’re living in the future. I’ll tell you how I know. I read it in the paper. Fifteen years ago.”

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    Real Time Raytracing.

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    I like those note-taking apps that require my location for a better user experience

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      What do you mean you don’t want location tags in your notes?

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        Omg stop it, you are making me nervous. Okay, I will Accept terms and conditions

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    Forgot “Glorified Pump-&-Dump scheme” (NFT’s)

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      “Expensive cartoon monkey pictures”

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      NFTs are basically Bitcoin and fall under fake money for criminals.

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        Stamp collecting for criminals

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        Nah it’s worse. Bitcoin actually has legitimate uses. (Yes, they are a minority of actual usage, but they exist.) NFTs are only useful for speculation, gambling and money laundering.

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          Bitcoin’s only legitimate use cases are a worse, slower and more expensive eletronic money transfer. In other words, there aren’t any.

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          Bitcoin actually has legitimate uses

          Ransomware.

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    It so happens that stuff useful for criminals is sometimes also useful for political dissidents or simply people who consider the country’s laws too oppressive. Encrypted communication is another example of this.

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      Even and especially in those cases cryptocoins are a very bad idea. Just because it’s “a” solution doesn’t mean it’s a good one

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      sometimes

      and sometimes firearms are used in defense.

      do the valid reason justify the illicit reasons? you’ll certainly say they do but I’m a bit more undecided.

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    Hmmm … the technology that is literally driving people insane so a few investors can make advertising money

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    People chose the one option that’s able to literally take everyone’s jobs away from them someday?

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      Take the jobs with no actual plan on what people are going to do afterwards lol

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      stockholm syndrome

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    “The secret ingredient is crime”. ~Super Hans

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    Futurology by Manic Street Preachers.

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