• Miles O'Brien@startrek.website
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    21 hours ago

    Coworker of mine keeps saying every Bob Ross painting was a place “they” have found and found bodies buried.

    ramble about said coworker

    Same coworker thinks NASA doesn’t know how to get back to the moon, and also he doesn’t see planes anymore unless it’s raining, and therefore planes have to be doing something to the weather.

    Through pointing to a plane literally in view, and a few prodding questions, I’ve figured out he means he doesn’t notice contrails in fair weather very often, only during times when rain is incoming and the various air qualities are perfect for contrail formation. Surprisingly he doesn’t believe in chemtrails spreading mind control spray!

    I could go on for awhile about the crazy shit this guy talks about…

    • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
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      20 hours ago

      He’s right, “They”tm(cr) know where the burn sites are and “They”tm(cr) are well documented, but Bob was working for “Them”tm(cr). “They”tm(cr) would show up and grind the charred bones to mix into the soil and plant sprouted seeds. Within a year that cabin never existed, and neither did the identities of the dismembered bodies they once held within.

      “They”tm(cr) knew Bob was going to kill, nothing but a bullet was going to stop him, but “They”tm(cr) also knew that if “They”tm(cr) can aim a weapon then “They”tm(cr) can use it.