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minus-squareWhats_your_reasoning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up23arrow-down1·edit-22 days agoMe: texts every so often, putting thought into each message. Friend: responds with “thumbs up” or reactions, but no words. Me, after the 15th time this happens: ”Well I guess we’re done talking to each other.”
minus-squareSCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 days agoJust start saying gradually more and more insane stuff. “The cutest puppy just ate my sandwich” “Omg I just lost my exclamation point” “The cutest puppy just ate my face” “I just met a leprechaun” “The cutest puppy and I just had dinner”
minus-squareLaunchesKayaks@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 day agoGotta go more unhinged than that. Send shit like, “Homie and I just smashed hella antelope with the drive thru chick at an Arby’s in Montana”
minus-squareSCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-214 hours agoThen follow that up with “it seemed impossible but we’re gonna have babies but we need to antelope to Wisconsin”
Me: texts every so often, putting thought into each message.
Friend: responds with “thumbs up” or reactions, but no words.
Me, after the 15th time this happens: ”Well I guess we’re done talking to each other.”
Just start saying gradually more and more insane stuff.
“The cutest puppy just ate my sandwich”
“Omg I just lost my exclamation point”
“The cutest puppy just ate my face”
“I just met a leprechaun”
“The cutest puppy and I just had dinner”
Gotta go more unhinged than that. Send shit like, “Homie and I just smashed hella antelope with the drive thru chick at an Arby’s in Montana”
Then follow that up with “it seemed impossible but we’re gonna have babies but we need to antelope to Wisconsin”