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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 month ago

Anon beats his meat

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Anon beats his meat

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 month ago
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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Was believable until the dude said “stabbed me in the fanny.” It does not mean what it means over here.

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      Literally any word can be replaced with fanny and it will still make sense. Example: fanny fanny fanny in my fanny over the fanny .

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      That’s pretty presumptive of you. Some blokes have a fanny.

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        Would he be that concerned over a willy check if he did, though?

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          Well, obviously.

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          If they are checking for willies and he doesn’t have one, he should really have his V80085 exception forms up to date.

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