return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agoHidden Valley hiring “Ranch-bassadors” to travel Europe and test ranch on local foodwww.dexerto.comexternal-linkmessage-square81fedilinkarrow-up1193arrow-down16
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minus-squaredizzle18@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up60·4 months agoWhich country will one of these people end up getting murdered? My money’s on France. Someone is going to douse their steak au poivre in bacon flavored ranch, and the reaction won’t be pretty.
minus-squareCodpiece@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37·4 months agoMy money is on Italy the moment they try using it as pasta sauce.
minus-squarea_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 months agoI want to throw up out of every orifice of my body right now. Even my pores.
minus-squareDefault Username@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 months agoOr basically any other food, for that matter.
minus-squaredizzle18@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·4 months agoIf they can even survive past asking why their pizza doesn’t have any cheese on it.
minus-squareHolytimes@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoI mean as long as it’s a classic buttermilk dressing aka actual ranch. Then it’s fine. Maybe not on steak au poivre. But like fuck man. Buttermilk goes good with basically everything. It’s just kinda an inoffensive dressing.
minus-squarenotwhoyouthink@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 months agoYo this is how you start WWIII
minus-squarebufalo1973@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 months agoDepends on which country they land first. If it’s Spain and the throw that shit on a paella…
minus-squareLifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·4 months agoOkay I get that it might be dangerous but I’m not sure if I am more or less intrigued now
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 months agoIt’s fine as long as they livestream it
Which country will one of these people end up getting murdered? My money’s on France. Someone is going to douse their steak au poivre in bacon flavored ranch, and the reaction won’t be pretty.
My money is on Italy the moment they try using it as pasta sauce.
I want to throw up out of every orifice of my body right now. Even my pores.
Or basically any other food, for that matter.
If they can even survive past asking why their pizza doesn’t have any cheese on it.
I mean as long as it’s a classic buttermilk dressing aka actual ranch. Then it’s fine. Maybe not on steak au poivre. But like fuck man.
Buttermilk goes good with basically everything. It’s just kinda an inoffensive dressing.
Yo this is how you start WWIII
Depends on which country they land first. If it’s Spain and the throw that shit on a paella…
Okay I get that it might be dangerous but I’m not sure if I am more or less intrigued now
It’s fine as long as they livestream it