blibla@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoi don't understand half of these eitherslrpnk.netimagemessage-square80fedilinkarrow-up1385arrow-down125
arrow-up1360arrow-down1imagei don't understand half of these eitherslrpnk.netblibla@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square80fedilink
minus-squareJustas🇱🇹@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·1 year agoChapelle Roan gets shot on stage, the bullet bounces off her armor and hits Donald Trump. He dies but gets resuscitated.
minus-squareSabata@ani.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·1 year agoIt misses but he pretends to die poorly, and stands backup proclaiming god sent him back. Whitehouse merch sales skyrocket.
minus-squareaffiliate@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 year agodoes getting your armor dented count as a wardrobe malfunction? this could be a two for one
minus-squareJustas🇱🇹@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 year agoThat was the point of my joke. I mean, if after getting hit, the straps failed and the chestplate fell down, it would be a malfunction.
minus-squareCeruleanRuin@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoHe shits himself and his supporters drop all remaining pretense and declare him the literal Messiah.
Chapelle Roan gets shot on stage, the bullet bounces off her armor and hits Donald Trump. He dies but gets resuscitated.
It misses but he pretends to die poorly, and stands backup proclaiming god sent him back. Whitehouse merch sales skyrocket.
does getting your armor dented count as a wardrobe malfunction? this could be a two for one
That was the point of my joke. I mean, if after getting hit, the straps failed and the chestplate fell down, it would be a malfunction.
He shits himself and his supporters drop all remaining pretense and declare him the literal Messiah.