• ekZepp@lemmy.worldEnglish
    2181·
    18 days ago

    I can’t honestly understand the issue.

    So i’ll just keep looking until i’ll figure it out.

    • danekrae@lemmy.world
      441·
      18 days ago

      I don’t think there is an issue.

      If it was about a puppy seen from two different angles, I would still have an urge to stare and to hold it.

    • fonix232@fedia.io
      974·
      18 days ago

      Well, see, that makes you a mature human being.

      Now, for a moment, imagine that instead of that, you’re an insecure, Andrew Tate fan, misogynistic little manlet who’s never seen a tit in his life, finally getting called back to HER place, where SHE takes off her top, and her previously perfectly perky looking tits are now… sagging. You’re feeling confounded, gobsmacked, befuddled, straight up bamboozled! These aren’t like the tits you’ve seen in porn! In fact this female, having seen your worth, decided to beguile you, faking perfect tits when all she’s got are these saggy… bags…

      Now, see, a lot of men react like this when it turns out that the tits he envisioned aren’t like that at all. And it’s awful. It actually caused physical pain for me to type the above paragraph out, but it’s more important to show just how wrong some men think out there. Me? Personally, I subscribe to the ABAB mentality - All Boobs Are Beautiful. Some can be of outstanding beauty, yes, but I’m yet to see a pair of tits I wouldn’t enjoy.

      • tomiant@piefed.socialEnglish
        7·
        17 days ago

        This is the position ot the VAST majority of humans on the planet. The post implies that it’s not, and is kicking in open doors.

        • fonix232@fedia.io
          161·
          17 days ago

          You really underestimate the number of incels, unfortunately.

          On the other hand, you have an impeccable taste in friends and acquaintances.

      • obnomus@lemmy.mlEnglish
        2·
        16 days ago

        Real, be grateful that you’re getting a chance to see them in person, instead of complaining you should just enjoy them.

  • MerryJaneDoe@lemmy.world
    4·
    17 days ago

    Yeah, it makes me think that I much prefer the one on the right. I am not a fan of silicone. Or bras, for that matter.

  • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
    20·
    17 days ago

    I will confidently say that there is only one type of boobies that everyone who likes the front bollocks prefers over every other type of dirty pillows, there are melons better than all others mountains of delight, the honkers that out do all other knockers, there is only one brand of sweater puppies that make all other forms of chesticles obsolete, the fun bags that exceed the power of all other hooters, hands down, are the ones you get to touch (with consent!).

    All boobies are spectacular, especially yours if’n you got ‘em.

  • daannii@lemmy.worldEnglish
    541·
    17 days ago

    It’s pretty rare for natural breasts, even on a 20 year old, to look like inflated spherical balloons.

    The round breast… yeah that’s all bras and padding. Or implants.

    Clothing has been used to press the breast into unnatural shapes for so long, people seem to think that’s what they actually are supposed to look like.

    • starchylemming@lemmy.world
      241·
      17 days ago

      or smaller, smaller retains more of the round shape

      exceptions confirm the rule yaddayadda also obligatory boob is boob

    • demlet@lemmy.world
      10·
      17 days ago

      And now booties. I’m seeing grannies walking around with some dubiously springy cake.

  • TrickDacy@lemmy.world
    91·
    17 days ago

    I actually think she looks hotter as a natural woman instead of more like someone posing artificially

        • Banana@sh.itjust.works
          8·
          17 days ago

          Sounds like a skill issue. I’ve got 40E’s and no back problems, got dat strong scandinavian/eastern European back

          • AItoothbrush@lemmy.zipEnglish
            11·
            17 days ago

            Can you send some of those genes to my friend, shes probably gonna get a reduction because she has legit back problems even with the croatian genes… also its kinda disgusting so many people be so unsupportive of her, i mean i think its also better to keep them natural and not have to go through a procedure but if it actually causes problems, its the logical choice.

            • Banana@sh.itjust.works
              6·
              17 days ago

              It’s pretty amazing that we even have the option! I have plenty of friends who have had reductions with great results, so if she wants to get it and can get it covered by insurance or Healthcare, thats awesome!

              If she would rather not get a reduction, I highly recommend back-strengthening exercises! Rows, face-pulls, lat-pull downs or pull ups are all great, there are tons of options! The beautiful thing about muscles is we can make them stronger!