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violet08@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

planned date fell apart so i'm going clubbing wearing a see-through bra as a top with my girlfriends instead

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planned date fell apart so i'm going clubbing wearing a see-through bra as a top with my girlfriends instead

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violet08@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago
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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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    Last time I went clubbing I wore see through boxers.

    I tried picking up a lady but it fell through when she looked at me and said ‘I can clearly see your nuts.’.

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      Daaaaaad

    • Carl@sh.itjust.works
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      Adding that to my joke pile. Love it.

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      This double standard. A lady can go out in a see-through bra and get a date. A man does it and he’s called crazy!

      • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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        Guys should clubbing with a see through bras. I’m sure it’ll look awesome

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        Men can also wear a see-through bra, and they should

        • Deacon@lemmy.world
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          Don’t tell me what to do

  • Cloudstash@lemmy.world
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    Okay, whatever

    • BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      You sound fun

      • Cloudstash@lemmy.world
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        Thank you!

  • RumorsOfLove@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Thank you for your bravery!

  • Victor@lemmy.world
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    This is what I keep telling my wife, yo. Let’s get busy while we’re still able.

  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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    thank you for your service.

  • Mîm@lemmy.zip
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    Neat.

    Have fun.

  • Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Serious question, not trying to justify creepy behavior, but assuming you want them to be seen what is too much for you / what makes you feel uncomfortable? Glaring for longer than say 5 seconds? Repeated glances? Facial expressions or comments?

    Obviously this will vary case by case for each woman, just want to get a perspective.

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      not sure where I read it, but it’s a good concept.

      imagine a garden with flowers, it’s ok to walk past and appreciate it’s beauty. it’s not ok to bring a chair to sit in front of it to gawk at it. and it’s definitely not ok to go in uninvited and take some flowers. The gardens might invite people in, they might even pluck flowers to give to people. that doesn’t give anyone the right to do the same to their gardens. It’s the gardeners choice to set to a fence or a wall or a hedge for privacy. and wherever they choose has nothing to do with you. if they choose no fence it isn’t an invitation to enter.

      if we all respect people’s gardens like that, there will be more beautiful gardens to appreciate. as everyone feels safer to express themselves. it takes a few creeps to make all the gardeners uncomfortable.

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      personally it s very much a time and place thing. like if i’m wearing that to a place like a club i obviously want the attention and don’t mind anything as long as it doesn’t become dangerous. on the other hand if i’m just walking around during the day braless i expect subtlety.

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    PICS or GTFO

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    Have fun

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    Pics or it didn’t happen.

    • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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      The world has moved on.

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      sorry, you’ll never see me post explicit stuff online🙂‍↔️

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        I bet someone has.

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          Fucking creep

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        This is my favorite Stamets alt.

        • chocrates@piefed.world
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          🤣

        • Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          I knew it

      • FauxLiving@lemmy.world
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        fr, my funbits are only available for in-person shows

      • king_comrade@lemmy.world
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        Based

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        I am pretty sure we have already established that boobs are not explicit

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    So I should just wear a see through undeaewear and walk around in boner 🥀

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      No, you should learn to read and write first. Literacy is more important than showing people your boner.

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        you’re

        • Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Uhh no?

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            Yeah, its the right one to use their.

            • Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              Their is know reason four ewe two say that.

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                It was simple cause and affect

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        Real

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      They didn’t post their vagene.

      Feel free to wear a seethrough shirt

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        I don’t want to show off my abs

  • DasTechniker@lemmy.world
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    good luck girlboss 🫡

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    a crucial service

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    are boobyears like dog years? how many boobyears to a regular year?

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      2

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        Is that 2 per boob or 2 for a pair?

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          Yes

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            Thank you!

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    Straight fracts

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