You can put Sriracha and mustard on your microwave corndog.
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Yes, this includes putting ketchup on well done steak. Just don’t mention any proper nouns about the people who do that.
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At the food counter at a dutch shop called HEMA, they sell pseudo hotdogs like this. They hollow out a baguette thing, squirt condiments inside, then stuff the hotdog in. It is very… well, inappropriate now that I describe it. But it definitely comes close to your idea.