Oh well!
Who wants a Krabby Patty at 3 in the morning?
Oh boy, 3 am!
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appropriate i’m reading this at 4:46 am
but, but, breadcrumbs in bed 😭😭
I was gonna say, please, ladies, plates, or at least a towel!
towels are also helpful if you decide to do another special activity…
… extreme head pats?
… burrito bundling?
I feel like extreme headpats can lead to concussions
I meant like, you put the towel over someone’s head, from their left side to their right, and then you grab both ends of the towel, raise one side / lower the other, alternate, at i guess whatever pace is desired.
… maybe that’s better described as ‘extreme hair mussing’.
breadcrumbs in bed are actually totally fine once you stop caring
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Sounds like a sensory nightmare 🙀
if it gets bad enough, friendly ants will clean it all up for you. so don’t worry
nature truly thought of everything!
mm yummy cannabis pizza
(i live in oregon, USA, and naturally of course there is a place that will deliver this to you!)
Oregon really is an amazing place
I live in Michigan, and we don’t have cannabis pizza, do you think Oregon would deliver to me?
well, barring putting the oven itself in the transport vehicle, per food regulations you’d have two hours to work with. but, this is the united states of america, and we have a comically large military!! thus, it could be conceivable to procure one of their faster aircraft and deliver it via an air drop. with the right insulation around the pizza it would still be nice and warm enough and yummy.
of course, the only drawback is the potential of the pilot themself consuming the pizza, getting absolutely freaking STONED, and failing to deliver it in the first place. but there are certainly ways to make it more reliable!!
that is the first practical use for the US military. might as well do that
Wait, they are watching “your name” love that movie, everyone here, watch it if you haven’t
eh, i saw it but didn’t like it much
wait it is the one with the girl playing violin and the boy playing piano, right?
no, that’s the one when a boy and a girl keep switching bodies and they try not to fuck Up each other’s lives.
hmm seems i’m mixing something up in my head
Nothing in bed except sleep. No food, tv, or phone.
ok Mom
It’s cognitive behavioural therapy. When you associate it with those simulating activities, your brain wakes up expecting those activities. When you associate bed with sleep, you sleep.
OK, but why does my brain associate any math-related lectures with sleep?
i am also this type. bed = infinite mental puzzling zone
Add in sex as well and I agree with you. Since I moved into my own place I haven’t had a tv in my room for close to a decade and it’s one of the best decisions I ever made.
This was unexpectedly wholesome AF.
Omg Kimi No Na Wa they’re watching peak
Unfortunately, I’m at the age where if I eat a hamburger and a pizza at 3AM I’m going to be out of commission for the remainder of the week.
getting older is rough 😞
that’s the good ending though
Sometimes I wish my partner wasn’t so good at sleeping so I could have this but also I would never wish this upon anyone
@laser@feddit.org said this:
Some tips that might or night not help:
don’twatch screens about an hour or so before going to bed. ~~What gets me really tired is reading books ~~- drink caffeine
not later than 6 hoursbefore going to bed noalcoholgood room temperature and ventilation- keep activities in bed to not sleep-related ones
someone’s when I wake up at night and can’t get back to sleep, switching from bed to the couch helps for whatever reason
I knew there were ways to improve. Thanks












