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violet08@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

the no state solution

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violet08@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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    Wow, it really is 2002 again isn’t it? 🤢

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      Incredibly gross meme in every respect

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    They’d be fighting over radioactive shards of glass for the next two millennia.

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    this is just a shitpost

    free Palestine🇵🇸🍉

    • brynden_rivers_esq@lemmy.ca
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      Should not be surprised you’re a rad one, violet08!

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      What’s up with the watermelon? Asking bc it’s a nazi-adjacent thing where I’m from

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        Are you from Germany by chance? Been adopted as a symbol of Palestinian resistance and therefore labelled anti-“semetic” by certain governments

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        Guessing you’re German? It is used in place of the Palestinian flag, because it has the same colors. Since Germany is terrified of being labeled antisemitic, (and Israel immediately jumps to “you’re an antisemite” whenever anyone disagrees with them,) the German government has their tongue all the way up Israel’s asshole. So the German government labeled it antisemitic, (and started trying to propagandize their population to believe so as well, by equating it with Nazis) because they don’t want any Germans making headlines by using the emoji to support Palestine.

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          I think she said Swiss in another post? There’s a lot of cultural cross-pollination

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          Nope, just tired of seeing it get associated with the word “based”, bc I know who came up with that association. I think you can sorta deduce my country from that lol

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            That’s based!

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        It contains the colours of the Palestinian flag 🇵🇸

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          Oh, gotcha

          • brynden_rivers_esq@lemmy.ca
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            I think another bit of context is that it was used as sort of Palestinian flag stand-in emoji when there wasn’t a Palestinian flag emoji

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      ✊

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    Artificial suns are the solution to many problems. 🌞

    We should test it first on Bavaria though.

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      But then we won’t have Bavarian cream anymore!

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        More important: we won’t have many annoying Bavarians left.

        I’d sacrifice a lot for that.

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    Fuck yeah! This is the answer!

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    Either you stop fighting or I’m turning this car around and no one goes to the holy land!

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      Krasnov:

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    unholies your land

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      If land can be holy then the land made by their holiness must be holy. Thus all of earth and beyond should be Jerusalem, and those who live anywhere should need not move but be anywhere to speak and be with such holiness. No land is theirs, all land is his holiness, and land ownership is a spit in the eye of such.

      Stealing from their lord…

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    Mega based! Nuke Jerusalem, make the crusaders cry!

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    It’s called the holy land because everyone wants to fill the land with holes.

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    Tfw you’ve been watching the same two groups of people kill each other for 40 years in the same damn place.

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      You’re 40, huh?

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        Get off my yard!!!

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          How is your knees?

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          Well la de da, Mr “i have a yard” over here.

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      Telling the world Iran will have nukes in a few weeks since 1992

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    The term “Holy Land” feels like a foreigner’s covetous mysticism for another’s homeland

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      I think OP means the Promised Land.

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        Even more so

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        Missouri

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    “Don’t make me pull over human species, and stop this trip right now.”

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    I was thinking we put a big dirty nuke, sitting right in the middle of all this, it has a countdown on it starting at 10.

    Any time someone is murdered in the holy lands, the countdown goes down.

    Pretty effective deterrent? How long until it gets to one?

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      One suicidal zealot decides that everyone dies.

      Oh wait, username checks out.

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      Aaaand it’s gone off before anyone understands how it works

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        Before anyone realizes it’s turned on.

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    Worked on the whales.

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