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minus-squareAriselas@piefed.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·2 months agothe gas would likely be irradiated too. I heard of an early proposal to detonate nukes deep underground in the tar sands to bring the oil to the top, theoretically it would work but radioactive oil.
minus-squareerrer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoYou mean my cars get free nuke juice? Why aren’t we doing this again?
minus-squareRcklsabndn@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 months agoNot irradiated! It’s been treated with Shell Atomic Boost! Just look for the glowing pump.
minus-squareInternetCitizen2@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agoThis is the talent McDonald’s marketing needs.
the gas would likely be irradiated too. I heard of an early proposal to detonate nukes deep underground in the tar sands to bring the oil to the top, theoretically it would work but radioactive oil.
You mean my cars get free nuke juice? Why aren’t we doing this again?
Not irradiated! It’s been treated with Shell Atomic Boost!
Just look for the glowing pump.
This is the talent McDonald’s marketing needs.