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minus-squareAriselas@piefed.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·4 hours agothe gas would likely be irradiated too. I heard of an early proposal to detonate nukes deep underground in the tar sands to bring the oil to the top, theoretically it would work but radioactive oil.
minus-squareerrer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 hours agoYou mean my cars get free nuke juice? Why aren’t we doing this again?
minus-squareRcklsabndn@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 hours agoNot irradiated! It’s been treated with Shell Atomic Boost! Just look for the glowing pump.
minus-squareInternetCitizen2@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 hour agoThis is the talent McDonald’s marketing needs.
the gas would likely be irradiated too. I heard of an early proposal to detonate nukes deep underground in the tar sands to bring the oil to the top, theoretically it would work but radioactive oil.
You mean my cars get free nuke juice? Why aren’t we doing this again?
Not irradiated! It’s been treated with Shell Atomic Boost!
Just look for the glowing pump.
This is the talent McDonald’s marketing needs.