My neighbor across the street has a teen who probably got their first old Honda Civic recently with the front bumper missing and sits outside the house revving it randomly while listening to bassy rap thundering through the house walls for hours every evening lately. Opens the car door occasionally to hack out a lung since he’s hot-boxing weed. Figured I could join in the fun, but maybe that’s too mean.
Convince me not to!
Have sex with his mum
Wait till 530AM and return the favour.
why else remove the cat and put in one of them straight cherry bomb pipes
Is he working on it or just wasting gas?
If he has the hood open, get wasted and stumble over to give him some advice.
No work is being done, just hanging out.
I recommend Helloween’s Keeper of the Seven Keys, Part II
cuz he’s hot-boxing weed
figured I could join in the fun
Just go hot box his honda with him.
Rev at him, but do it in musical rhythm, see if he catches on and joins in, then share a blunt and teach him not to be a cunt.
If he gets hostile that’s when hand be thrown.
Call the cops and complain about an impaired driver. Intoxicated and in the car with the keys are a bad combo regardless of whether they are actively driving.
If the kid isn’t driving then getting him a dui on a technicality is super fucked up. Intoxicated while sitting in a car is a 100% victimless non-crime
I feel like this either escalates into a gunfight or ends with you being carbro friends. Good luck
😅 Guys this is Canada, the scenarios are: get bitched out by his parents, stabbed, beat up, invited to a BBQ, all of the above, or become carbo friends. I like weed too, actually. The cops might not like him getting high in his car if they ever drove by, but I don’t snitch.
My shitty truck has a rusted out muffler, but I figured that’d like responding with a nuclear bomb. Won’t get shot at though.
Good luck
o7
Oh my bad. In that case, shouldn’t you be sitting in a lawn chair chirping at him?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9qYF9DZPdw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpMvS1Q1sos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOfZLb33uCg
He’s doing rap so you gotta do rap too. That’s a start for your playlist. Throw in some classic stuff like Sir Mix-a-Lot, Vanilla Ice, and MC Hammer, some DJ Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince. Upbeat fun stuff. Mix in some ICP to really mess with him.
Shit, time to update ReVanced.
