Americans are afraid it’s yet another thing Canada does better than them.

Not everyone…

The author’s skull needs to have a high velocity meeting with a baseball bat.

Don’t know about the ladies but… (ass-quality but I couldn’t find a better one)

Well of course. You took their oxys away.

That’s pretty bold. Sex toys are expensive.

Shame on the men with cuffs.

If by “victims” you mean “the people whose lives will be ruined if the unredacted files are fully released”, then yes.

This review written from the restaurant, during the meal, using voice to text.

Canadian cougars politely ask how you would like to be mauled.

Ice and a 12-pack, obviously.

I feel like this will also have a detrimental effect on emergency medical response and the way they have to use geolocation with cell calls.

That only works if those people actually see the past events as mistakes instead of something to tweak and try again.

Just because it’s never going to work doesn’t mean they’re not going to keep trying it over and over and over and over and over…

That would be the education system, and Republicans have spent decades doing everything they can to destroy it.

You mentioned constant re-pairing with your Xbox controller, but I don’t find that to be an issue since the Xbox controller (Elite 2, I think) can retain 2 paired devices. In my case, it was my Xbox and a Galaxy tablet, then my Xbox and a Steam Deck.

If your Xbox controller is a newer version, double-tapping the Bluetooth pairing button on the controller should switch between devices. That should lessen your frustration, I think.

Doesn’t meet your other requirements, but since you already have one, maybe it will give you some breathing room until the Steam controller comes out, which will likely hit all your spots.

Happy gaming!

“Micro-dosing” pot is what allows me to move with minimal pain and focus on tasks. “Macro-dosing” is where the paranoia can come in, but that’s also fairly dependent on the strain you’re using.

Paranoia is also boosted if you’re afraid to get caught being high. As an adult in a legal state, my only consistent responsibility being a geriatric cat, I don’t get paranoid much at all anymore. When I do, it’s pretty easy to remind myself that I was clear-headed before I smoked, and I know around what time I’ll be clear (or clear enough) again.

What does Bill Gates have to do with Windows nowadays?

Time to go to the thrift shop, buy some cheap digital camera, load the SD card with the worst malware, ransomware, and hacker viruses you can find, and then half-heartedly struggle before relinquishing your camera to the idiot ICE Gestapo ghoul.

I have 2 of these in my cupboard, given to me as a gift on two separate occasions from different people.

It’s like they know me or something.