PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat to And Finally...@feddit.uk · 17 days agoTexas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.www.xatakaon.comexternal-linkmessage-square222fedilinkarrow-up1586arrow-down15cross-posted to: brainworms@lemm.eethisisnotmylife@lemm.eenottheonion@lemmy.world
arrow-up1581arrow-down1external-linkTexas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.www.xatakaon.comPhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat to And Finally...@feddit.uk · 17 days agomessage-square222fedilinkcross-posted to: brainworms@lemm.eethisisnotmylife@lemm.eenottheonion@lemmy.world
minus-squareAstridWipenaugh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up132·17 days agoIs there a limit on total footage? Does a double ended dildo count as two? Is a Christmas tree of dicks ok since it’s more than 6, but is Christian?
minus-squareZombiepirate@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up43·17 days agoNeed to go candelabra style with them all attached at the base.
minus-squaremosiacmango@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up32·17 days agoThey just need to add a way to mount it to a gun and then its not a dildo, its a gun accessory.
minus-squareCypher@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·17 days agoWell that’s one way to finally make Republicans upset about school shootings… maybe
minus-squareagentshags@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·17 days agoSounds like an interesting bump stock
minus-squaresmeg@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·16 days agoYou mean like the one from Eurotrip?
minus-squareSergio@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·17 days agoLike a swiss-army knife. (the AI refuses to render this.)
minus-squaresepi@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·17 days agoThat’s why we will always need human artists
minus-squareremer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·17 days agoDoes a straw have two holes or one hole?
minus-squareᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.ukMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·17 days agoYes, and don’t forget to give your granny a kiss next time you visit.
minus-squaresangriaferret@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up13·16 days agoChristmas tree dildos you say?
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·17 days agoI dunno, are the Christmas tree dicks circumcised?
minus-squaregift_of_gab@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·17 days agoI assume a menorah of dildos is out.
Is there a limit on total footage? Does a double ended dildo count as two? Is a Christmas tree of dicks ok since it’s more than 6, but is Christian?
Need to go candelabra style with them all attached at the base.
They just need to add a way to mount it to a gun and then its not a dildo, its a gun accessory.
Well that’s one way to finally make Republicans upset about school shootings… maybe
Sounds like an interesting bump stock
Hump stock
You mean like the one from Eurotrip?
Like a swiss-army knife. (the AI refuses to render this.)
That’s why we will always need human artists
Does a straw have two holes or one hole?
Straws have one hole.
Is your mouth and anus one hole?
Yes, and don’t forget to give your granny a kiss next time you visit.
Yes
Christmas tree dildos you say?
I dunno, are the Christmas tree dicks circumcised?
I assume a menorah of dildos is out.