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PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat to And Finally...@feddit.uk · 1 year ago

Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.

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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.

www.xatakaon.com

PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat to And Finally...@feddit.uk · 1 year ago
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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart
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Texas is the land where regulation is always second, or so they say. However, it’s also a state where politicians have chosen to regulate oddly specific...
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    Is there a limit on total footage? Does a double ended dildo count as two? Is a Christmas tree of dicks ok since it’s more than 6, but is Christian?

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      Need to go candelabra style with them all attached at the base.

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        They just need to add a way to mount it to a gun and then its not a dildo, its a gun accessory.

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          Well that’s one way to finally make Republicans upset about school shootings… maybe

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          Sounds like an interesting bump stock

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            Hump stock

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          You mean like the one from Eurotrip?

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        Like a swiss-army knife. (the AI refuses to render this.)

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          That’s why we will always need human artists

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      Does a straw have two holes or one hole?

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        Straws have one hole.

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          Is your mouth and anus one hole?

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            Yes, and don’t forget to give your granny a kiss next time you visit.

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        Yes

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      Christmas tree dildos you say?

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      I dunno, are the Christmas tree dicks circumcised?

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      I assume a menorah of dildos is out.

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