PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat to And Finally...@feddit.uk · 1 year agoTexas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.www.xatakaon.comexternal-linkmessage-square216fedilinkarrow-up1589arrow-down15cross-posted to: texas@lemmy.worldbrainworms@lemm.eethisisnotmylife@lemm.eenottheonion@lemmy.world
arrow-up1584arrow-down1external-linkTexas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.www.xatakaon.comPhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat to And Finally...@feddit.uk · 1 year agomessage-square216fedilinkcross-posted to: texas@lemmy.worldbrainworms@lemm.eethisisnotmylife@lemm.eenottheonion@lemmy.world
minus-squareAstridWipenaugh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up132·1 year agoIs there a limit on total footage? Does a double ended dildo count as two? Is a Christmas tree of dicks ok since it’s more than 6, but is Christian?
minus-squareZombiepirate@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up43·1 year agoNeed to go candelabra style with them all attached at the base.
minus-squaremosiacmango@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up32·1 year agoThey just need to add a way to mount it to a gun and then its not a dildo, its a gun accessory.
minus-squareCypher@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 year agoWell that’s one way to finally make Republicans upset about school shootings… maybe
minus-squareagentshags@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoSounds like an interesting bump stock
minus-squaresmeg@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 year agoYou mean like the one from Eurotrip?
minus-squareSergio@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 year agoLike a swiss-army knife. (the AI refuses to render this.)
minus-squaresepi@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·1 year agoThat’s why we will always need human artists
minus-squareremer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·1 year agoDoes a straw have two holes or one hole?
minus-squareᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.ukMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 year agoYes, and don’t forget to give your granny a kiss next time you visit.
minus-squaresangriaferret@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 year agoChristmas tree dildos you say?
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 year agoI dunno, are the Christmas tree dicks circumcised?
minus-squareGift_of_Gab (they/them)@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoI assume a menorah of dildos is out.
Is there a limit on total footage? Does a double ended dildo count as two? Is a Christmas tree of dicks ok since it’s more than 6, but is Christian?
Need to go candelabra style with them all attached at the base.
They just need to add a way to mount it to a gun and then its not a dildo, its a gun accessory.
Well that’s one way to finally make Republicans upset about school shootings… maybe
Sounds like an interesting bump stock
Hump stock
You mean like the one from Eurotrip?
Like a swiss-army knife. (the AI refuses to render this.)
That’s why we will always need human artists
Does a straw have two holes or one hole?
Straws have one hole.
Is your mouth and anus one hole?
Yes, and don’t forget to give your granny a kiss next time you visit.
Yes
Christmas tree dildos you say?
I dunno, are the Christmas tree dicks circumcised?
I assume a menorah of dildos is out.