The house next door to me is going up for sale soon and I’d like to delay that process as much as possible. What would be the most annoying music I could play when prospective buyers are next door?

  • Anissem@lemmy.mlOP
    811·
    16 days ago

    Family member wants to buy it and we want to dissuade other potential buyers. Plus the old owners are dicks so fuck ‘em.

      • Anissem@lemmy.mlOP
        37·
        16 days ago

        The only way to defeat a dick is a bigger, floppier, girthier dick

        • TassieTosser@aussie.zone
          71·
          16 days ago

          Hey uh, this plan can get you sued under tortious interference. So remember to not brag about it. Also much better way is just to take up a noisy hobby like woodworking, drumming or fixing motorbikes.

          • Anissem@lemmy.mlOP
            32·
            16 days ago

            I’ve been wrong before but I don’t see this post linking back to me.