I’m petty. I don’t like Sweeny because he declared PC was dead back during the Xbox era. Then decided PC wasn’t dead and came crawling back bringing his shit house store and console exclusivity bullshit with him.

I like that I’m financially comfortable enough to pay for shipping and not give Bezos a cent.

People keep saying this but I tried it and its really hard to do that and concentrate on driving.

No lockers? So you had to drag your books to school every day? That is child abuse. I didn’t have lockers and neither do my kids but we have cubbies to dump everything in. Only things that went in our bags was lunch, water and homework.

A 5-8kg school bag is insane. What the hell is going on there? Where I live, it’s only 2kg.

God willing there’ll be a few more to add to those statistics soon.

Yeah, my kid’s school has iPads for their technology classes. At least they’re still teaching them the old school internet paranoia I was taught.

Bet they also think Russia should have nukes to stave off western imperialism

With help from the French. Who’s gonna come save you this time?

Didn’t MLK also work because the Black Panthers were lurking in the background? Either the establishment dealt with MLK or they dealt with the Panthers.

Elon said he was sorry and went too far.

TACO threatening deportation probably helped. Oh and Tesla stock dropping 4 billion because he wasn’t in the club anymore.

Ice ICE.

So this is what the kids are doing these days. What happened to good old cough syrup chicken.

Depends. He may need some more drugs to admit to that.

It doesnt mean “fuck the Man”?

Own a musket for home defense, since that’s what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. “What the devil?” As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he’s dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it’s smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, “Tally ho lads” the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

So some people can get free Power walls?

Yes. But like with cancer you need to kill it before it kills you

Trump doesn’t care about anyone but himself. This is because Harvard is refusing to bend the knee.