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minus-squareHemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up49·1 年前I would ask him who he is. Then when he gets upset that I don’t recognize him and he gives me his name I say “hmmm, never heard of you.” Watch is ego implode.
minus-squaregimsy@feddit.itlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 年前“You look like a guy I saw in an episode of Rick and Morty” Smile “Elon Tusk?” “No Mr Poopy Butthole”
minus-squarechildOfMagenta@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 年前“Musk? Like the supermarket grade perfume? Did you know musk comes from glandular secretions? The word comes from ‘testicle’ because the gland looks like a scrotum.” Give a couple of sniffs… “Oh wow, that’s amazing!”
I would ask him who he is. Then when he gets upset that I don’t recognize him and he gives me his name I say “hmmm, never heard of you.”
Watch is ego implode.
“You look like a guy I saw in an episode of Rick and Morty” Smile “Elon Tusk?” “No Mr Poopy Butthole”
“Musk? Like the supermarket grade perfume? Did you know musk comes from glandular secretions? The word comes from ‘testicle’ because the gland looks like a scrotum.” Give a couple of sniffs… “Oh wow, that’s amazing!”