• OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe@lemmy.world
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    12 days ago

    “I will definitely commit crimes and legal falsehoods for my dog, and fuck anyone who disagrees”

    I get it. He’d do it for me, so I’d do it for him

    • AeonFelis@lemmy.world
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      12 days ago

      I won’t do it for my cats though. Not because I don’t love them (because I do!) - I simply can’t trust them not to abuse that commitment.