Summary
Former President Bill Clinton, 78, was hospitalized at MedStar Georgetown University Hospital in Washington for testing and observation after developing a fever.
Aides described the situation as non-urgent, with Clinton alert, in good spirits, and expected to recover fully.
Clinton has a history of health issues, including a quadruple bypass in 2004, a 2010 heart procedure, and a 2021 hospitalization for a urological infection.
Hey, it’s me, Joe Biden. Are you ready to send me your bleached asshole pics? I need them asap.
Nice try
The real biden, being the oldest boomer of all boomers, would have phone called me
Was dealing with a rental agent without a pfp, tried to guess his age with a message, see if he’d type “…” or asked “are you black”, but that first fucking phone call confirmed it. YES WOUTER I SAID WILL SEE YOU IN 30-40 MINUTES. IT HAS ONLY BEEN 18 MINUTES.
like, I can’t talk on the phone while driving. I could die. Someone else could die. I could get my phone confiscated in the Municipality of the City of Cape Town.
I know that’s not a problem for you, You just use the phone to WhatsApp hour long voicenotes to your ex-wife who blocked you and Chrome search “big bobs oily sex party”
My fucking OTPs, my bank, my job and my literal lifeline. I wish I didn’t need an app for any of that shit but our generations do
We all know that when you start a message with “hey, It’s me (politicians name)” that you are actually a PAC. I’ve only had those sorts of messages sent to me about getting cash donations not asshole photo donations though.