🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 days agoAnon sees happy peoplesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square95fedilinkarrow-up1545arrow-down153
arrow-up1492arrow-down1imageAnon sees happy peoplesh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 days agomessage-square95fedilink
minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up31·2 days agoSee a couple my age out in public. Its this guy who is 6 inches tall and is being held in the palm of the hand of his gf. “What?” He squeaks. She looks down at him relentlessly with a big closed smile. “I’m just glad I met you.”
minus-squaremoriquende@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·2 days ago proceeds to squash him with her head
minus-squareMaalus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·2 days agoShe bought him with a rod of vibration
See a couple my age out in public. Its this guy who is 6 inches tall and is being held in the palm of the hand of his gf. “What?” He squeaks. She looks down at him relentlessly with a big closed smile. “I’m just glad I met you.”
NEED
“Gimme some forehead baby”
She bought him with a rod of vibration