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𝔗𝚎𝚑 𝔅𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚔𝚒@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago

Flirting

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Flirting

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𝔗𝚎𝚑 𝔅𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚔𝚒@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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    “I’m horny” is just not something I can hear people honestly saying to someone else in my head except as a joke.

    This Flight of the Conchords song did not help: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOgC8qp_I2Y

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      My lyrics are bottomless…

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        I hope they get together again one day because every song they wrote was hilarious.

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          Agreed. Jenny?

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      You’re not used to being around people who aren’t repressed, are you?

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        What I meant was I’ve heard people saying it in a “I wish someone would fuck me” sort of way, just not in a flirting sort of way.

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          Yeah, flirting is to “I’m horny” what subtlety is to a sledgehammer to the face

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