no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 days agoNow freeze and deep fry themlemmy.worldimagemessage-square25fedilinkarrow-up1629arrow-down11
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minus-squareTheTechnician27@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up58·10 days agoYou and OP should keep in mind for all of our sakes that France is a nuclear-armed state.
minus-squareGeometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up27·10 days agoSeriously, even putting a croissant in a plastic bag warrants a first strike.
minus-squareIheartcheese@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22arrow-down1·edit-210 days agoputs ketchup on a croissant without breaking eye contact
minus-squareFelixCress@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·10 days agoDegenerates like you belong on a cross
minus-squareNeatoBuilds@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·10 days agoBut first they’ll have to be made into an aunt so they become a crossed aunt
minus-squareAgility0971@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down1·10 days agoThen dips it in soy sauce
minus-squareownsauce@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·10 days agoI’ll enjoy my croissanwiches and cronuts in the apocalypse.
You and OP should keep in mind for all of our sakes that France is a nuclear-armed state.
Seriously, even putting a croissant in a plastic bag warrants a first strike.
puts ketchup on a croissant without breaking eye contact
Degenerates like you belong on a cross
But first they’ll have to be made into an aunt so they become a crossed aunt
Then dips it in soy sauce
But they are le tired…
Ok, take a nap, THEN FIRE ZE MISSLES!
I’ll enjoy my croissanwiches and cronuts in the apocalypse.