haley.io
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
nzmaa@lemy.lol to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 8 months ago

Anon tries to flirt

lemy.lol

message-square
31
fedilink
  • cross-posted to:
  • greentext@lemmy.ml
201

Anon tries to flirt

lemy.lol

nzmaa@lemy.lol to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 8 months ago
message-square
31
fedilink
  • cross-posted to:
  • greentext@lemmy.ml
alert-triangle
You must log in or register to comment.
  • CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    80
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    8 months ago

    If you use language like “beta” unironically, you may already be a beta.

    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      7
      ·
      8 months ago

      Beta status exists in a quantum superposition until someone watches Joe Rogan unironically and it collapses into their nuts.

  • Lemminary@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    66
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    8 months ago

    The full Tate Maneuver requires blackmail. Your first mistake was not getting the dirt on her, beta cuck OOP.

    • Another Catgirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      25
      ·
      8 months ago

      What kind of insult is Object Oriented Programmer??

      • LostXOR@fedia.io
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        18
        ·
        8 months ago

        Everyone knows functional programming is the only real programming.

        • Honytawk@lemmy.zip
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          8
          ·
          8 months ago

          OOP is for betas

          But also alphas, and full releases

    • CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      11
      ·
      8 months ago

      Because of the implication.

  • ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    40
    ·
    edit-2
    8 months ago

    The only solution to get out of this is to pretend to be flamboyant and treat it like you use that phase everywhere.

    “This chocolate is so good let’s have sex” and “thank you for these extra napkins we should have sex”. Say it everywhere. To mailmen. To your boss. To dogs.

    Make everything about sex.

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      6
      ·
      8 months ago

      The boss is surprisingly down to fuck. He even has condoms and lube in his office drawer.

  • ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    30
    ·
    8 months ago

    she says: what

    Chicken butt.

    • WordBox@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      7
      ·
      8 months ago

      You know Why?

      • Master@lemm.ee
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        8
        ·
        8 months ago

        Chicken thigh!

  • superduperpirate@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    24
    ·
    8 months ago

    Any idea what show or movie this screenshot is from? Pretty sure that’s Carrie Coon but I don’t recognize the context.

    • Davel23@fedia.io
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      24
      ·
      8 months ago

      Possibly Fargo, there’s a scene where she’s clumsily hit on by a colleague.

      Edit: Just checked, Fargo season 3 episode 3.

      • booly@sh.itjust.works
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        14
        ·
        8 months ago

        Yeah she travels to LA to figure out some stuff that happened in the past, and another cop (played by Rob McElhenny, most famous for playing Mac on It’s Always Sunny) is super helpful and showing her around and eventually loses his patience and just asks point blank whether they’re going to have sex. Confirming that he was just being nice in the hopes of being able to bang.

    • saltesc@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      7
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      8 months ago

      Anon is a professional photographer and this is a sly phone pic.

  • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    18
    ·
    8 months ago

    You assert dominance by tearing your shirt off, jumping on a table and hooting while beating your chest.

  • grue@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    21
    arrow-down
    4
    ·
    8 months ago

    It’s too bad these incels can’t get Groundhog Day’d until they learn to be decent people.

    • ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      12
      ·
      edit-2
      8 months ago

      Whoever makes a simulator that converts incels to healthy well-adjusted men successfully is going to be a millionaire.

    • DesolateMood@lemm.ee
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      8 months ago

      Izanami

    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      3
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      8 months ago

      DO

      NOT

      PUT

      INCELS

      IN

      A

      TIMELOOP

      WITHOUT

      CONSEQUENCES

      • grue@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        8 months ago

        On one hand, good point, that’s kinda horrifying now that you mention it. 😬

        On the other hand, wouldn’t “without consequences” mean “without consequences?”

        • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          2
          ·
          edit-2
          8 months ago

          That depends on a whole lot more existential philosophy than I care to type about on a phone, but I guess you can just ask yourself if it’s a crime against your moral authority of choice if no one remembers it.

  • Destide@feddit.uk
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    8
    ·
    8 months ago

    They choose what, please provide

  • QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    7
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    8 months ago

    “Back to the drawing board.”

  • NaibofTabr@infosec.pub
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    6
    ·
    8 months ago

    “What country are you from?”

  • ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    5
    ·
    8 months ago

    “Cool. Got a hit friend you can hook me up with?”

    • festnt@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      7
      ·
      8 months ago

      ive heard of hitmen, what are hit friends? what do they do? where do they live? I NEED ANSWERS!!

  • niktemadur@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    4
    ·
    8 months ago

    I SAID your dishwasher makes a lot of noise!
    Want me to take a look at it?

    • Omega@discuss.online
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      edit-2
      8 months ago

      Fake: anon asks for sex

      Gay: anon gets pegged

  • whoisearth@lemmy.ca
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    8 months ago

    “you heard what I said” lol

Greentext@sh.itjust.works

greentext@sh.itjust.works

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !greentext@sh.itjust.works

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you’re new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

  • Anon is often crazy.
  • Anon is often depressed.
  • Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 815 users / day
  • 2.9K users / week
  • 6.11K users / month
  • 15.9K users / 6 months
  • 1 local subscriber
  • 6.22K subscribers
  • 1.36K Posts
  • 34.2K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • 🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.works
  • BE: 0.19.5
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org