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minus-squareWarl0k3@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up121arrow-down1·edit-212 days agoI’ve never needed a product this badly in my life. I have so many friends that compulsively pick up and fiddle with anything in my house that is not nailed down, this will be like catnip to them. Traumatic catnip. It will be my sweetest revenge.
minus-squareTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up75·12 days agoAnd once the joke is over, you can celebrate with your wiener
minus-squareI_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·12 days agoMaybe you need one of these as well.
minus-squareJojo, Lady of the West@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up19·12 days agoI’m so disappointed that it is a normal human dick and not a duck’s corkscrew dick.
minus-squareI_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·12 days agoA few hours with a 3D printer and for wish could be granted!
I’ve never needed a product this badly in my life. I have so many friends that compulsively pick up and fiddle with anything in my house that is not nailed down, this will be like catnip to them. Traumatic catnip. It will be my sweetest revenge.
And once the joke is over, you can celebrate with your wiener
Maybe you need one of these as well.
I’m so disappointed that it is a normal human dick and not a duck’s corkscrew dick.
A few hours with a 3D printer and for wish could be granted!