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average american bread moment
(I, an European would like to say that this is objectively wrong)
We Americans know. This is done out of resourcefulness, when your too broke or too high to get better bread from the market.
Excuse me, I just don’t care, all carbs are valid.
CARBS ARE CARBS
That is the kind of bread no real Baker here would touch. They leave that crap to the supermarkets.
Even Aldi has about 30 different types of bread…
And they are not even a bakery.
Actually… Sliced bread is something I only use when there are no alternatives.
“All around the world, and coast to coast,”
tap tap tappatappa taptaptap
“People always ask me what do I like most.”
tap taptap tappatap tap
“I don’t like to brag, I don’t like to boast,”
taptap tap taptap tap tap taptap
“I always tell ‘em I like toast.”
tap tap tappatappa taptaptaptappa taptap tappatappa taptap tap
“YEAH TOAST!!”
Oui monsieur bonjour croquette
t-tkt tktktk t-t
Uh huh croissant et vous et ver
tkt-t tktktktkt
Maurice Chevalier Eiffel Tower
t-t-t-t tkt t
Oui Marie baguette bonsoir
t tkt tkt tktFrench toast!
frnh tns…
German bread would probably come as a terminal shock to you.
We have like 5 different types of hot dog buns in german Aldi, just one of them is that bland…
That garlic bread is gonna be pretty bad considering it ain’t got no garlic.
Don’t forget French Toast
That’s the driest garlic bread I’ve ever seen!
the same captions could be used for hamburger or hotdog buns.
Also: proto-croutons
Left out buttered toast. Can also add jam or cinnamon sugar.
I was 100% thinking of Ed when I typed that
