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trashcan@sh.itjust.worksM to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works · 10 months ago

Trump unable to keep tariffs up, blames alcohol

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Trump unable to keep tariffs up, blames alcohol

www.thebeaverton.com

trashcan@sh.itjust.worksM to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works · 10 months ago
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WASHINGTON D.C. - Following a robust initial showing, US President Donald J. Trump has announced to Canadians that he is unable to keep his strong tariffs going, in part "due to American booze".
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    Trump: “Sorry, babe, this never happens.”

    Stormy Daniels: “It happens a lot.”

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    perfect headline

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      The whole article is full of delicious innuendo.

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    Hegseth seen nodding in agreement

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    first up and soft, then back down sooner than expected

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    At press time, President Trump was searching for a way to revive his flaccid tariffs, and was considering borrowing some of Elon Musk’s ketamine.

    LOL ICWUDT GG

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