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jonathanvmv8f@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Make this thread look like it's your first day on the internet

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Make this thread look like it's your first day on the internet

lemm.ee

jonathanvmv8f@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/41811290

I think the use of this meme format already counts as one

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    Hello fellow Net-heads. My name is Wilbur Arnofsen, I live on 326 Cherry Lane in Sansquata, Michigan, very pleased to meet you all. I’ve heard great things about the information super highway, but I’ve also heard their may be some… problematic things, things like p**nography. Does anybody know the worst sites that I should be on the lookout for to block my kids from looking at those?

    Thanks, Wilbur Arnofsen III

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    wwwwwwwwwwwwweewssdewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhowtodeletetextwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    wwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    Sent From My Iphone

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      how did you do that?

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    WELCOME TO RADICAL AUTONOMY’S WEBSITE!

    This is soon going to be a great website all about me! Click here to see pictures of me and my friends!

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    hunter2

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      What did you type? All I see are asterisks

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        Fuck I’m old.

        • HornedMeatBeast@lemmy.world
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          I put on my robe and wizard hat.

          • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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            Britneyfan: OMG NOT YOU AGAIN

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          As a young person, who only learned about IRC a couple years ago. I am amazed that people still remember this single bash.org quote so well.

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            I remember when they first invented memes 👴

        • xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works
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          What is the first word you typed? I only see **** I’m old

    • 257m@sh.itjust.works
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      https://bash-org-archive.com/?244321

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    A lot of friends have been asking me to fill this out. Delete the answers and repost yours!

    What’s Your Name? Samantha but my friends call me sam love my girls you know who you are!!!

    What’s your favorite kind of music? i listen to everything except rap and country

    Who’s your best friend? bree or sarah <3 <3 <3

    What’s your favorite band? good charlotte

    Do you like anyone? maybeeeeeee loll ;)

    When is the last time you saw your crush? in study hall today LOL!

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      Sammy over here listening to death metal

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    deleted by creator

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      Ashley/19F/California

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      42/F/WA

      … Damn I’m so old that the first two digits have swapped since I have last typed that…

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      deleted by creator

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    Press ALT + F4 to open up the administrator window.

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      My car died over covid but my license plate was “I ALTF4” lol

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    HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS? I THOUGH IT WAS CAPS LOCK BUT IT’S NOT. I EVEN PRESSED IT TWICE JUST TO BE SURE I’D DONE IT.

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      ME TOO! MY BIG BROTHER SAID IT’S CAPS UNLOCK BUT I CAN’T FIND THAT KEY ANYWHERE.

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        I DON’T THINK THAT THERE IS caps unlock… oh wow i did it, i did it. free T LAST … OH NO.

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    AT
    OK
    ATDT 555-1013
    DIALING
    CONNECT 14400
    

    Crap, this is not the BBS I wanted to call… welp, might as well put something on the wall.

    Greetings to the older folk on Lemmy!!
    :-)
    
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      Fourteen forty? You ballin! My 4800 baud ain’t got shit on you!

      (I can still hear the different connection handshakes)

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        Maybe just as a flex, most times I tried connecting at 14400 it’d drop the call. Probably that’s why I don’t go for the greatest and latest tech purchases since then

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          Huh… TIL it was cooking itself lol

          30 years late info

          https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/SupraFAXModem_14400

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        I still have a Hayes Smartmodem 1200 here. Aluminum case and all. It’s a work of art.

        A useless work of art. But still…

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          I had to get rid of my US Robotics (freshly rebranded from… I can’t remember?) 56k when I moved last time. Part of my soul was left with that modem.

          This modem:

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            My 56k modem was internal, so not much to look at.

            But the Hayes…

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        You mean dubstep progenitors?

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        When you had some hella good shareware to download, it was always such a letdown to hear the scratchy line downshift to a lower speed trying to find a stable connection.

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      Hey, I played Last Call BBS, I get this reference!

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    56k modem sound intensifies

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    Bikini pictures google bikini no search for pictures of goddamnit google search for bikini pictures

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    Someone told me to write down my credit card info and my social security here

    It’s 3711 1111 1111 114 and 911 on the back.
    SSN 078-05-1120

    Did I do this right?

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      You should just have received a text with a number on it, could you post that as well please?

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        83084

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    5 min ago my lemmy all turned spanish…all the tabs, preferences…etc. I went into preferences and made sure they were checked to english…they were…what is going on? I cant read spanish so I am in need of some help here…i am asking you b/c I cannot find the mod help link b/c I cannot read it.

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      Simplemente vaya a su página de preferencias y busque la opción de idioma apropiado.

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        JAJAJAJAJAJA

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      recuerdo esto, bien hecho

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      Creo que puedes cambiar eso en la configuración de idioma.

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    I just won an iPhone!

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      Millionth visitor!

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