plastic pope@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 10 months agoWork of artlemm.eeimagemessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up1580arrow-down13cross-posted to: nonpolitical_memes@lemmy.mlmemes@lemmy.world
arrow-up1577arrow-down1imageWork of artlemm.eeplastic pope@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square17fedilinkcross-posted to: nonpolitical_memes@lemmy.mlmemes@lemmy.world
minus-squarelath@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up75·10 months agoIt was scientifically proven that the squiggly lines make the seat seem cleaner than it actually is.* *Or not.
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up47·10 months agoThat’s why hotel carpets have similar godawful patterns. You can’t spot the stains.
minus-squaregrue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·10 months agoHey now, be careful about what heresy you speak; the Dragon-Con Cult of the Marriott Carpet doesn’t fuck around!
minus-squareDandomRude@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·10 months agoYup. Just imagine what the seats would look like if they were white. Probably also a graffiti pattern, but an extremely unpleasant one…
It was scientifically proven that the squiggly lines make the seat seem cleaner than it actually is.*
*Or not.
That’s why hotel carpets have similar godawful patterns. You can’t spot the stains.
Hey now, be careful about what heresy you speak; the Dragon-Con Cult of the Marriott Carpet doesn’t fuck around!
That’s just a patch of carpet.
Yup. Just imagine what the seats would look like if they were white. Probably also a graffiti pattern, but an extremely unpleasant one…