Sleeping with your Vaporeon: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-EWMgB26bmU
Why is the internet so fucked up?
Because it’s made of people
Somebody has to educate the younger generations!
Watched muted. Message still received.
Well, that’s gonna fuck with my recommendations…
Machoke me daddy uwu
no
Machoke Meowth
Sleeping with your Vaporeon: Oh god…
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokemon companionship Vaporeon is the most huggable Pokemon?
…or was that Flareon?
If you want your dick burnt like a piece overcooked bacon, then yes. Would be hot tho
so i herd u liek mudkipz…
Sleeping on top of your Snorlax? 10000IQ
Im still convinced that Pikachu is infact mot furry, but is instead weirdly smooth with a plastic like texture.
Watch detective Pikachu and it might help.
They got it wrong.
Slappy electric skin rat
No way. They’d be so cuddly.
Society isn’t my fault
Awall of muscle feels good cuddling?
Yes.
Yes.
I will admit I had dreams of curling up on a Snorlax’s belly for a nap.
I saw someone have a Snorlax bed on IG. I think they got the inspiration from the Totoro bed.
Alright, let’s get this over with:
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Gardevoir
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Lopunny
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Primarina
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Salazzle
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Goodra
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…Ditto
Gardevoir
Sleeping with your Gardevoir: Fine, normal, cool.
Sleeping with your Ralts:
There’s no laws against pokemon Chris
I think it might depend on the State you live in, honestly. Especially when we’re talking Ralts (I image searched that shit).
You forgot Vaporeon.
Umm why isn’t Gloom on the top of this list?
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Even better with Machamp. Extra arms for extra cuddles.
Gay
But not fake
Definitely
Hey what I do with my muscle mommy machamp is between me and her. You stay out of this
no homo before bed and you’re good to go
Wait until he takes off his power belt.
that’s living the dream
machoke made me a furry, no lie.
but it’s not…
you know what, nevermind.
well, a scalie, to be exact.
No one’s calling them scalies, Herald. No one. They’re just furries.
